L.M.A.O. I think the same way. I have to freeball at the beach for comfort reasons. It sucks when the sand gets trapped in your crotch. Last summer I wore my white Russell Athletic mesh shorts to the beach one evening after work and went swimming in the ocean. The shorts were virtually see through when I came out of the water. I wouldn't wear white to the beach during the day on the weekend.I will toss on a pair of soccer shorts and dash out of the house and wonder if I should do that since people do stare. I am never hard, but the cock and balls are there and vpl happens. I won't wear white soccer shorts commando in public though.