French legislation and it effects on the well hung

[4357]

Being on a swim team, I got used to wearing Speedos at any public poole and was never self conscious. It never occured to me that my big head was always visible regardless.
I guess another reason I never felt self conscious was because High School swimming in the Chicago High Schools was NUDE for my first couple years of school. The policy got changed later.
The reasoning was the same as the rules in France, supposedly it's cleaner. Bunch of B.S. I think. The pool always seemed to have too much Chlorine to suit me anyway...

 

[CharlieDick]

I never wore a speedo until age 42, and thought that we didn't wear them back home. Then I found a picture of my best friends and I playing out in the yard with water, the summer we turned 13 - my pubescent friend wore a speedo! I love it - never went back to boxer shorts except for church picnics.

In foreign countries, men and boys swim in bikini underpants. I've swum at public beaches in maybe 15 US states and 7 foreign countries in speedos. Speedos are the most comfortable, and the fastest. Also, it makes it easier to have sex in the water!

 

[9inchRob]

Sorry but this is a sore point with me.

Americans do have a phobia of Speedo type swimming trunks, there can be no doubt, and this phobia has been exported here to Australia infecting Gen X and Gen Y boys, and girls as well, and even many of their boomer Mum's and Dads. One feels almost criminal weird in Speedos even at Bondi Beach.

(With my dick and a cock ring, in a pair of Speedos maybe I am criminally weird!!!!&#33

The name SPEEDO and the particular style was invented here, and Australians use the collective form "my Speedos" as in "my pants" not the singular "my Speedo". The Australian company was taken over by USA interests, perhaps 20 years ago and suddenly the bright colour range was muted to about 4 dark and predicable tones. DAMN !!!

Even the stupendously well hung can wear a dark colour, or a squared off 1950's style set of trunks to hide it all, if that's what you think is necessary to do with the gloriousness that God gave you.

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by Mr._dB@Jul 18 2005, 02:20 PM
I'm much less concerned with the massive bulge than the unsightly appearance of the average male body, with too much fat, too much hair, and too much pale white skin.

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You rang, Mons._dB?

I've just visited the south of France and swam in the hotel pool in boardshorts. Maybe a concession to the paunchy hairy middle-aged pale white clientele.

I wonder if the speedo rule applies to women who wear one-piece bathing suits? The ladies at my hotel pool were all in bikinis. Even the ones that could have used a one-piece to hide the lipo scars!

hb8

 

[sportmale]

I live in Europe and don't see a problem in wearing a speedo in public swimming pools, people here do not really pay attention to the size of your bulge, they will notice that you have a big one and perhaps smile but you don't go on jail because having an extremelly big dick on your pants

 

[B_IanTheTall]

I always wore shorts because that was all the other guys wore.

But I still had issues at the school pool from the 4th grade on. Mainly caused by my very early puberty.

I did and still do wear speedos when visiting relatives in Germany and Denmark and never had any trouble there. There may have been an occasional glance, but I didn't notice those 'til later, no one said anything. It might also have something to do do with it being a genetic/family trait, on both sides of the family.

In college I did start wearing speedos in the States as well. Most of my college friends were swimmers; so not wearing speedos actually made me the 'odd man out.' Some people did look, but as long as they didn't say anything, I was fine with it.

Now I usually wear speedos. Usually a size bigger than I need, but with snug fitting leg holes. I usually keep my cock down the center, it looks weird to the side and that's what people really seem to notice. But when swimming and splashing in the surf, it doesn't always stay down the center.

I have only twice had a problem, one of those times it wasn't down the center. Both times women called the cops on me; claimed i was being lewd. One woman said the way I was walking around was obscene (that was the time it slipped to the side in the surf). The women couldn't even bring themselves to say what was "obscene." Both women claimed they were trying to protect their innocent children. They just kept saying stuff like, "Just look at it." The male officer asked, "Look at what?" She said, “it," and pointed at my crotch, almost touching it because she looked away while pointing. (It's too bad she didn't, the officers would have HAD to arrest her for that.)

The cops never did anything, other than suggest I wear shorts, while walking around. The one female officer that responded gave me her business card and told me to call her if I needed any help and winked at me. I called her a few weeks later and we dated for a while. One of the male officers that responded the other time looked sort of familiar. I ran into him, at a club some time later. He recognized me; we chatted a bit, danced some and ended up at my place.

 

[depeche2005]

easy with the Postings please... give me a headache...


where is that posting...... send us the link...

so I guess the Ballbra.com will not be legal also? haha some product I am waiting for sales to start online...

anyways, send the link... never heard of this......

dm

 

[B_horribleperson]

when i go to the beachin the states i wear board shorts. i have been to Italy about 10 times, when we went to the beach my cousin let me use a pair of his boxed off swim shorts (they looked like hot pants). my penis really stuck out but all the girls shot me smiles.

 

[Stjamesmax]

My own understanding is simply a question of hygiene.
Before entering a public pool a shower and a change of clothes to a swimming costume makes perfect sense
It is truly disgusting to see the current fashion for men to wear their underwear containing piss, cum and shit stains on them underneath shorts which other people have to endure. There is NOTHING cool about that
Even as a liberal minded person I think enforcement is required
The sad thing is that people are so stupid it needs to happen

 

[deleted645791]

I bought a speedo once to tan in... I hated it and I only wore it once before I put in a box of clothes to donate to a 2nd hand store. I have ultra light and thin board shorts that are made from a combination of polyester and spandex. They stretch in every direction and they are super comfortable without underwear. They also dry very quickly. I always take a shower before I go for a swim (as is required at my gym) and I love these shorts, in and out of the pool. If I had to slap on some speedos to swim, I would have to pass. I get that it's more hygienic, but they are so uncomfortable.