Friday thread: Which religion is best in the sack?

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  1. Drifterwood

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    I have noticed that Christians like getting nailed :eek:

    Do you have any other observations?

    FWIW, I would say that my top three have been Catholics, Pagans and Buddhists. That was one hell of a foursome :tongue:.
     
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    I would have to guess the Buddhists. With their belief in karma you know all they want to to is give, give and give :wink:
     
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    I tend to believe Buddhists as well. One Dalai Lama spent most of his time engaging in tantric sex practices. What other religion includes sex as a mystical experience? I suspect Hindus have been benefiting from the Kama Sutra's myriad suggestions for quite a long time as well. Jews too have no prohibition on sex within marriage. Anything a couple wants to do is open to them. The Japanese, who freely mix Shinto with Buddhism, tend to be pretty wild as their pornography, and public vending machines, suggest.

    OTOH, sometimes the most repressed people are the most creative. BDSM is clearly a practice derived from Christian self-mortification rites and Muslims have a rich history of homoerotic arts focused on ephebophilia.
     
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    Give me either a baggage-free non-believer or a guilt-ridden Catholic who has turned aggressively heretical.
     
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    IME if you want a good freak-down...hook up with a Mormon :eek:
     
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    i would say that a Pentecostal would be a good lay . as they are often called and referred to as holy rollers. and we all know theirs nothing like a good roll in the hey when we can.
     
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    We pagans are definitely wild children :) I think a big part of it is the rejection of sexual taboos. Most of us don't really have a lot of rules built up around our sexuality. If it feels good, we do it.
     
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    You're such a fuckin' slut. :151:

    I've got to go with the Buddhists as well. Sometimes I really miss my old yoga instructor...
     
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    Since Muslims have been screwed repeatedly by many of those from most other religions for decades, it stands to reason they have the most all round experience. Also, when to comes to giving - it's undeniable that some among them are quite capable of reciprocating with an equal passion.

    Failing that ... the Rastafari, without a doubt.
     
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    I don't know about that. Women from the Arabian peninsula complain a great deal about their sex lives. It seems men like to bend them over, go for 2-3 minutes, come, and go. There isn't any foreplay or afterglow cuddling.
     
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    I knew I liked you.:cool222:
     
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    I would have to agree with that....some of the wildest and most creative sex I have had was with a Mormon.

    Aside from that pretty much anyone who grew up in a hyper-religious household and has turned away from that.
     
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    Anyone who follows the Anointed One
     
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    Democrats? :biggrin1:

    All joking aside, I do wonder if some religiosity is scared of women's sexuality? Liberated and fulfilled female sexuality is quite a primeval force. Some religions and cultures try to repress it, some work with it and others celebrate it. Personally, I am all for celebration.

    As for you gay guys getting it on, oh lordy lordy :wink:.
     
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    I heard that too (and the converse), but I was responding in keeping with the nature of the thread - i.e. a joke. I thought the Rastafarian reference was good heads up.:biggrin1:
     
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    agnostics, like me!

    kinky and always ready to get down and dirty with no particular religious beliefs to hold back on. what more could anyone ask for???
     
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    Well, it's been my experience that there is only one way to stop a Jewish girl from fucking...

    You marry her!

    Ba-da-dump
     
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    IMPO, the wildest ride I ever had was a non-practicing Catholic divorcee who was old enough to be my mother. I was young, she was hot and she loved to go all night long. Next would be a teen-aged Christian preacher's daughter who fucked like a bunny and in third a jewess who couldn't get--or give--enough. I think what really matters is love of sex and lack of inhibition.:wink:
     
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