Friend boasted about his dick

[biggun7]

My friend had a one night stand and that girl at one point said "you're big, you feel so good"

And from then onwards he wouldn't shut up, every single interjection was "if you had a third leg like me..." Or "guys like me with big dicks don't have to do that"

I banged that same chick like two years later and she says it's just somethibg she says to every guy she sleeps with, to keep the guy excited, confident and in the moment.

Damn, we don't give enough credit to women on how much they have learned and adapted when it comes to The Game.

I love this one!

He doesn't brag a lot. But he does sit in positions a lot where I can see his bulge and I can't not look. It's a nice one. I am sure he's got something down there that's decent but whether or not it is in the 'porn dick' category I am doubtful. I have found that bulges vary depending on a number of factors. For example, I'm not HUGE but I am a respectable 7x5 when hard. I have big balls. But my junk is attached to me down a bit lower than some guys so it literally hangs down. I freeball.

He wears boxers. But I am guessing that he hangs right and packs to one side, and that his stuff is attached a bit higher.

He also mentioned to me that he is "above average" but not "huge" - and said that it looks bigger on him since he's a shorter guy too.

I may never know.

:/

Oh well! Thanks for the great conversation though!

 

[biggun7]

Update - tonight at gym he made reference to 9.5" - especially when a girl whips out the ruler. I looked him straight in the eye and I said "that is just BULLSHIT - you are NOT 9.5 inches long!" and he's like "calm down man, I'm just joking with you!" - so I think I have my answer - he's fulla shit!

 

[pdxjoe]

You sure do. Sounds like he is so full of it his eyes are brown.

 

[biggun7]

You sure do. Sounds like he is so full of it his eyes are brown.

Interestingly his last name is "Brown" - lol.

 

[biggun7]

So the other day I went to his apartment and he was scrambling to put some shorts on. He got them on but they were tight boxer briefs. We stood there and chatted for some time with him 5 feet in front of me. His boxer briefs did have a nice bulge and they were snug enough that I could see his cock head through them. Looked to be about 1.5" wide. They bulged out about 3-4" as far as I could tell. I hang about 5-6" flaccid and I'm about 7 hard. I'm thinking he and I may be about the same size unless he is just a HUGE grower. The bulge was "ok" but not what I would consider a man packing 9 or 9.5" would have. And I couldn't even see his balls. I had said something in passing a while back about his balls must be "HUGE" and he said "no they're just normal". Also - notice some days his jeans bulge is bigger than others. Could be a boner or maybe he's packing socks. Also mentioned to me several times that girls don't comment on his cock. I'd think if he was that big they would ALWAYS say something? Am I crazy or wrong here? Still mysterious but I'm guessing it's not as much a porn cock as he said. he also told me he gets "loose lipped" when he drinks...lol. The saga continues.

 

[Beanie]

I’d say he’s over exaggerating, he’s trying to show how big he is an masculine but the truth is the truth. If you really want get a circle jerk going or ask him straight out that you want to see his dick, pictures or other wise...

 

[Nosuportneeded]

So the other day I went to his apartment and he was scrambling to put some shorts on. He got them on but they were tight boxer briefs. We stood there and chatted for some time with him 5 feet in front of me. His boxer briefs did have a nice bulge and they were snug enough that I could see his cock head through them. Looked to be about 1.5" wide. They bulged out about 3-4" as far as I could tell. I hang about 5-6" flaccid and I'm about 7 hard. I'm thinking he and I may be about the same size unless he is just a HUGE grower. The bulge was "ok" but not what I would consider a man packing 9 or 9.5" would have. And I couldn't even see his balls. I had said something in passing a while back about his balls must be "HUGE" and he said "no they're just normal". Also - notice some days his jeans bulge is bigger than others. Could be a boner or maybe he's packing socks. Also mentioned to me several times that girls don't comment on his cock. I'd think if he was that big they would ALWAYS say something? Am I crazy or wrong here? Still mysterious but I'm guessing it's not as much a porn cock as he said. he also told me he gets "loose lipped" when he drinks...lol. The saga continues.

Since you really want to know, you missed an opportunity when he offered to send a pic.

When dudes make the big d claim, I get very curious too. Like big? Or biiiiig? I try not to care, but fuck it, I do.

Btw, 7" IS porn dick, so...

 

[Chrisdude71]

If it makes him feel happier about himself, he's not doing anyone any harm to exaggerate his size, you've guessed the truth through his various sizes he's given. He sounds to be an OK size but prefers that others think him bigger. Perhaps you'll get to see his one day or both be in a position to show each other but think you'll have to make the first move, yours is a good size anyway.

 

[biggun7]

You all are awesome. I am happy with my 7-incher and it's thick. I NEVER considered 7" to be porn dick btw - so thanks for that @Nosuportneeded ! Gave me a smile. Anyway this guy and I are working on being great friends. If it comes up again I'll call him on it, but for now I'm enjoying having a buddy. . Love this group so much!

 

[sangheili90]

I don't think I've ever mentioned having a big penis to anyone in the real world with a couple exceptions that warranted it. I'd never feel comfortable talking about something like that with other people and I'm sure they would think I was very odd for doing so. On a side note, over the years I've seen men talk about their penis size to other guys and what I've often found is this, they have a tendency to exaggerate. Now, being conscious of your penis size, or lack thereof, is a totally normal thing that men deal with.....but to the point of bringing it up a lot isn't.

On a personal note, most people that I'm around on a regular basis are aware of the fact I have a larger penis, in certain circumstances the bulge I have is pretty obvious. It's not something that I blatantly make obvious to them but it is something that they notice, often times they will stare but I don't have a fucking conversation with them about it.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Since you really want to know, you missed an opportunity when he offered to send a pic.

When dudes make the big d claim, I get very curious too. Like big? Or biiiiig? I try not to care, but fuck it, I do.

Btw, 7" IS porn dick, so...

Every guy wants to know how they stack up, it's normal.

 

[sangheili90]

Every guy wants to know how they stack up, it's normal.

To a point, but most guys aren't going to go around having conversations about it with other dudes or looking to compare sizes in the real world.

 

[prepstudinsc]

To a point, but most guys aren't going to go around having conversations about it with other dudes or looking to compare sizes in the real world.

right, but that's why people take quick glances at urinals or in the shower or the locker room.

 

[Nosuportneeded]

To a point, but most guys aren't going to go around having conversations about it with other dudes or looking to compare sizes in the real world.

Because shame

 

[biggun7]

Question: if he was this big, don't you believe most women who he fucks would say something about it? Prior to him getting drunk at that time he boasted, he had told me that women don't really comment on his cock when they get fucked by him. If it is even 8" wouldn't most women say SOMETHING about it? Just another curious question. BTW his bulge looked real nice the other day.

 

[MilkDaddy]

Question: if he was this big, don't you believe most women who he fucks would say something about it? Prior to him getting drunk at that time he boasted, he had told me that women don't really comment on his cock when they get fucked by him. If it is even 8" wouldn't most women say SOMETHING about it? Just another curious question. BTW his bulge looked real nice the other day.

Women say something nice about a guy....what? /eg

 

[biggun7]

Women say something nice about a guy....what? /eg

lol!

 

[str8budchgo]

Most guys aren't going o give exact measurements to their buds. "Hey, look how great the Cubbies are doing. I'm 7" x 6" thick, by the way. Pass the chip dip."

 

[xenon-naturist]

I was in a freaking hotel room w him and we were in our boxers and the opportunities just never presented themselves. .

Why not - all you had to do was to take yours off - you presumably didn't wear them in the shower, or slept in them, It can't be that difficult to get naked in front of a mate you are sharing a room with, which has an adjacent bathroom, especially when it's someone you want to see naked? Once your naked there's no reason for him not to be.

 

[biggun7]

Why not - all you had to do was to take yours off - you presumably didn't wear them in the shower, or slept in them, It can't be that difficult to get naked in front of a mate you are sharing a room with, which has an adjacent bathroom, especially when it's someone you want to see naked? Once your naked there's no reason for him not to be.

Good point but I am a chicken!