This is my very first post so thought I may as well post it here. Wanted to share an embarressing story with you all - went out on a do the other day - very grand and lots of free drink - was plastered by 5PM did my worst thing - used my mobile phone to text people! Only realised the next day when people at work told me I was sending jibberish, but the worst bit was I had sent my wife (why I can't remember) saying (in jibberish language) I couldn't find any extra large condoms. The only reason I know this is because a girl friend of mine who I used to work with emailed me titled "hello big boy" - when she told me what I had sent her it started to eat me up - there are somethings I'm sure you'll agree you dont share. Howeve it got worst when it turns out she has told her entire work place about my text, plus her fiancé who hav all had hysterics at my expense. She is getting married to him next year and all of her work people I've never met will be there - she has also told her sister and friend who are both bidesmaids. I wish this was a made up story, but how on earth can I go next year and meet them all? they have told her they're all going to great me as big boy which sounds funnier than it is. Help!!!