friend knows by accident I use large condoms

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  1. is that real

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    This is my very first post so thought I may as well post it here.

    Wanted to share an embarressing story with you all - went out on a do the other day - very grand and lots of free drink - was plastered by 5PM did my worst thing - used my mobile phone to text people!

    Only realised the next day when people at work told me I was sending jibberish, but the worst bit was I had sent my wife (why I can't remember) saying (in jibberish language) I couldn't find any extra large condoms.

    The only reason I know this is because a girl friend of mine who I used to work with emailed me titled "hello big boy" - when she told me what I had sent her it started to eat me up - there are somethings I'm sure you'll agree you dont share. Howeve it got worst when it turns out she has told her entire work place about my text, plus her fiancé who hav all had hysterics at my expense.

    She is getting married to him next year and all of her work people I've never met will be there - she has also told her sister and friend who are both bidesmaids.

    I wish this was a made up story, but how on earth can I go next year and meet them all? they have told her they're all going to great me as big boy which sounds funnier than it is.

    Help!!!
     
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    soooo what !!.. flaunt it.. you think their the first to know you've got a big dick !!.. think about it.. why are you so damn embarassed ??
     
  3. virusss

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    What's wrong? Be proud, laugh about it. Life is too short to be embaressed and shit... go with the flow you'll be fine
     
  4. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    This is not bad advice.
    And, realistically, you can't do better.
     
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    Exactly, worse case, you get some extra attention and a silly nickname.:tongue:
     
  6. is that real

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    why - who else would know apart from my wife??

    guess I just don't normally tell people about things.

    Imagine you started a job on your first day everyone knew you used large condoms (which doesn't even mean you have a huge dick as I know I don't) - wouldn't you just rather wish they didn't know?

    But I have no choice but to shrug it off I guess??
     
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    imagine if they were extra small condoms. it would be a lot worse.

    here's an analogy for you dude.

    ever trip and fall in the street?

    oftentimes, people get soo embarrassed about it, so much so that they're "off" a good amount of time after the mishap.

    but the thing is, who really gives a fuck? anyone that saw you or laughed, forgot all about it 2 minutes later.

    life is too short to sweat the small ... errr ... no pun intended ... stuff.

    --CR
     
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    I dont' think it matters. If they know you have a big dick, what's the worry? If it is a workplace situation, that means they have to be professional. They won't make a fuss.
     
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    Professionally, you have a lot more to be concerned about over the fact that your colleagues know you allowed your drunkenness to get out of control. That makes you seem less responsible in their eyes.
     
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    The only reason I got my hands on condoms to begin with was cuz a dude bought a box of XLs to flaunt but replaced the contents with normal ones. (you think you had problems). Having nothing better to do with them he just tossed them to mr science geek (me) to 'blow up or something'.

    Told him later they were still a bit tight when flaccid, and his insecurities really hit him hard. But considering he leads multiple girlfriends on without explaining his situation,... well... karma's probably gonna keep biting :D




    You know what I think? Instead of hanging yourself over this situation, just let yourself be hung.
     
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    had coworkers in my suv with me one day and one opened the glove box to find a box of magnum xl's. could only imagine my fear if the package had said short and slim. very glad i need the xl's. would rather be made fun of for being a little extra large than a little extra small.
     
  12. Vestigial

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    That's why you buy a box of XLs and replace the contents like that dude did :D


    <- your friendly pyro-detonation science geek, if you need to unload useless stuff :D (I also like tearing apart or punching through frypans atm *shrug*)
     
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    That can't be worst than my story. Anyway I was in the shower and my dads friend was over and he was young about 22. Anyhow he walked in on me and I was standing with the shower hard as a rock and he had seen me. I got out and right when I walked out of the bathroom he kept calling me meat and he told my mom and dad I had a big dick. Now that is embarressing!
     
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    Who else knows?

    Everyone with whom you've had any kind of sexual encounter.
    Anyone who spotted one of your random and meaningless stiffies.
    Anyone who checked you out at a urinal (if you're a shower).
    Anyone who noticed while changing at the pool/gym (again, if you're a shower, as opposed to a grower)
    Your wife's closest friends. (More than likely. Her sister too.)

    And so what? Your body is what it is. No matter it's shape nothing about it should embarrass or shame you. Let that shit go right now.
     
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    Enjoy it. Or maybe just ignore it. Periodically talk of my size comes up. I just either say fuck off or stay quiet...maybe give someone a look of complete and utter disapproval. Its hardly ever appropriate.

    NB: When I say enjoy it, I mean be thankful you're known for a big dick and not a small dick etc. Always look on the bright side.
     
  16. Vestigial

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    Again, don't hang yourself, let yourself be hung.
     
  17. viking1

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    I wish I needed extra condoms and that my friends new I needed them.
    I would also not mind being called called "big boy" for reasons other than
    being physically large. I kind of envy this situation.
     
  18. Pecker

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    Go, and be one with your hungness.
     
  19. OKFarmer

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    What could be worse? One of the nurses in the same clinic as our old doctor got ahold of information of ours. She blathered to everyone she knew that I had a large penis and that my wife had been seen repeatedly for severe tearing from sex. We walked out of the treatment room to hear her complaining on the phone, "Who complains about a big dick?". As a health care professional myself, I know that every other doctor, pharmacist, nurse in the area has been told about it. HIPAA my ass. I used to buy xl's in stores other than my own to cut down on rumors, but thanks to uberskanknurse I just go ahead and buy them at the store to get my discount. It doesn't bother me to have others know I'm hung, its having my right to privacy violated that still pisses me off.

    As posted before though, I think you should be more embarrased/nervous about having sent out messages to friends/family/coworkers while hammered.
     
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    wear a pair of pants 2 sizes too small with a short cut inseam. 'nuff said!!!
     
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