friend knows by accident I use large condoms

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I was called Johnny Holmes by a few, but nobody ever saw or discussed it.

Maybe they just seen me as a pornstar. *shrugs*



Uberskanks are gonna be there, just be thankful they weren't spreading a lie.



I wear pants with a much larger waist size and belt them up until the room is required. Foldy clothing, big wallets and gear bulging each pocket out. Makes it a little less noticable, I have enough reasons to have people falling over me as it is. Sure as heck don't want more.

 

[is that real]

cheers guys for this (I am assuming it is mainly guys on here???)

I guess the one thing that would bother me is if anyone saw in the toilet or somehing after hearing that - you could say I am more of a grower than a shower - be nice if I could change it but not going down that road - I am what I am. Guess I'm counting on them not remembering me next year!!

and okfarmer - having sent it in the first place is what got me bothered (I rarely drink) - but haven't we all done something once in our lives????

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Professionally, you have a lot more to be concerned about over the fact that your colleagues know you allowed your drunkenness to get out of control. That makes you seem less responsible in their eyes.

Living proof excessive alcohol consumption decreases intelligence. This is just something with which you'll have to live. Remember this forever and limit your drinking to no more than 1 or 2. You don't have to get drunk to have a good time.
I hope you do get hugely embarrassed by it. Maybe, it will keep you from doing it again. Trust me, I've got stuff that still embarrasses me 20 years later.
Right now, I'd worry less about that wedding and be working super hard to heal what this has done to the marriage.

 

[OKFarmer]

I've done plenty of things once in my life is_that_real. Some of them yes I'm ashamed of and others I'm not. I've only been drunk once, but I've not done it again because it cost too damn much. I'm a vodka snob and hate American beer, so a cheap drunk isn't easy.

My friend in college left a message for one of the girls in our class when he was drunk. Before the message she had a crush on him... after the message she wouldn't talk to him. I learned from his mistake. But yes, I've made plenty of mistakes over 29 years.

As stated above, most of the people will forget your large penis before the wedding. Your wife will not be one of those, so concentrate on getting right with her again. Don't be ashamed to be large, hell most of us here are large. Sometimes we may feel like freaks, but usually its just another appendage.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

It isn't the end of the world. I was clowning writing some fictional erotica this afternoon and accidently sent it to someone. I'll survive. It won't be fun tho. oh my :redface: Novice please don't tell COLJOHN what I said in that. *gasp*

 

[BJT]

Best advice has been mentioned a few times, don't worry about it. But at future events watch yourself and keep in control.

On a side note my room mate found out that I use large condoms in a strange way I guess. He had his girlfriend over and ran out so instead of go to the store and buy some I told him to grab one of mine. That didn't work so well and he had to run to the gas station afterall. But no big deal, don't let stuff like this/that bother you