Friend reveals his small girth on accident?

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  1. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    I was joking around with one of my best friends the other day. And I told a penis size joke. He laughed and replied that one of his favorite jokes when something like this:

    "My girlfriend left me because I have a 4 inch dick. She couldn;t take a dick that big around."

    His original joke was funnier. I cannot remember the exact wording. But the point of it was that the size seems small, and the punch line is that the size was intended to be girth, not length.

    The thing that interested me as someone who thinks about and fantasizes about size differences--and how women and men think about it--was the choice of 4" as the measurement. Obviously, my friend chose it because he thinks that 4" is a girth that is/should be concidered large.

    Now, my girht is 5 inches (5.5x5 hard here). which i concider to be average or slightly above (with average being somewhere between 4.5 and 5 in statistics I've seen). So, 4 inch girth would be REALLY small.

    (I guess the joke should be 6". lol).

    Anyway, what i was wondering is if my buddy just accidentally admitted that his dick is REALLY THIN. (Just like if someone were to make a big dick joke featuring a guy who was 5" long.) Or maybe, not being size obsessed like me (LOL), he just doesnt really know what a big girth would be. Or how big/small 4 inch girth really is.

    I've seen him soft several times, and he is looks pretty average. Definately not above average. And, in one example of a crazy 30th birthday party at a friends private lake, very small when shrivelled.

    But, if he really is a pencil dick--or just by imagining he is--is an interesting fantasy for me, because his wife is really hot. And the concept of being able to provide more of a fatty to a woman is exciting for me. (I dated his wife's best friend for a while. And the concept of the two of them comparing size notes on us and coming to the conclusion mine was much fatter would also be a hot fantasy for me.)

    what do you guys think? Just a joke combined with ignorance of real averages and the real size of girth? or a joke that speaks to his own girth and his expectations about what most other guys have?
     
  2. viking1

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    I have noticed things like this too. I think it's all in your perception of yourself and of what's small, average, or big. I worked with a guy how claimed to be
    4.75" long and less than 1.5" thick and he had no problem with that at all.

    Why do some men who are 6' tall think they are short and want to 6'6" tall?
    Why do some men with average penises have a problem with self image and others don't? I can't answer that other than to say it's all in your mental attitude about yourself.
     
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    Could be talking about himself.

    Or he just doesn't know how big around 4in is and maybe he was thinking about 4in across who knows. But I probably wouldn't read into it too far. Or just take out a tape measure and show his ass 4in girth :)
     
  4. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    Yeah, I've noticed over the years that some guys who are below average dont care. and some average act like they are small.

    A friend in college, when we were talkin about size and how a girl who was having sex with a friend of ours said our friend had 6" (as a way of trying to prove they were sleeping together. as if the rest of us would know he had 6 inches! pretty bad evidence. but an interesting fact. LOL). anyway, a friend who we told this story to responded casually, as if it were no big deal (so to speak) that "that's more than what i got." me and the other friend present were really shocked. and we laughingly said, well, what you got. and he replied: "about 5"

    we were really surprised that he would admitt to a smaller size like that. and the other friend present said later that he couldnt believe our friends were so small. and that he had 7". lol. (he didnt know my size). a very funny story, and the source of a lot of JO fantasy for me in terms of size comparison. But the thought always remained, why would our buddy just come out and say he was 5". Maybe he didnt know it was smaller than average. maybe he thought it was regular. or just didnt care.

    which begs the question: which would be worse to admitt... 5" length or 4" girth? lol.
     
  5. meatpackingbubba

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    jjdov...it could be potentially very erotic. Perhaps he was subliminally putting the thought of being with his gf into your head with his joke. Some guys find being cuckolded wildly exciting.

    BTW....you mentioned seeing his shrivelled dick....has he ever seen your fatty?
     
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    The 4" girth, of course. If that is not truly a pencil dick, it is very damned close.
     
  7. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    well, he'd married. so its his wife. and no, i dont think it in anyway was an imply of wanting a 3some or anything like that. Was simply a joke about size.

    as for seein his, lots of us when skinny dippin in a private lake in the mountains on this friend's 30th birthday. LOTS of drinkin. he would have seen my stuff then as well, although i was not in very long. and mine never shrivelled because of the cold.

    Neither of us has ever seen the other hard. And i have no reason at all to think that he thinks about size at all as a fetish or casual interest or anything. (Which is one reason i thought his 4" girth joke might have been from ignorance of real sizes). No indication he has ever measured his girth, something that most guys I dont think measure most of the time. (except if you are really interested in size.)

    But the fantasy of him being small is pretty hot. I mean, I'm not very big myself. But the idea of being bigger than my friend, especially if he is really thin--like 4"--and i am therefore a lot fatter, is very exciting.

    And the idea of guys admitting their small size without knowin they are doing so, because they dont know what is "average" or because they dont think about it, is hot. Such as a guy sayin while watchin a porn "damn, that guy is HUGE", when he is actually pretty small. LOL. a major self-inflicted chink in their male persona.
     
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    This might possibly win the "Dumbest Post Ever" award
     
  9. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    wow.... he must be new here to think that...

    see: son bigger than husband post. LOL
    surely it beats mine
     
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    Between 4 and 6 inches long erect is considered average as a vast majority of men fall in this category. I've seen statistics that say 5 inches long is average and 5.3 inches is average. In some older studies six inches was average. But the men were asked their dick size, They weren't measured. Some men I'm sure overestimated their size.

    1.6 inches erect is considered a micropenis and according to doctors in a study I read is the smallest that a dicik can be and still be sexually functional. Don't ask me how they know. I just read it.
     
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    I'm sorry, but where is the joke?:confused:
    A 4" inch girth would mean a penis diameter of about 1.33 inches, which is much thicker than a pencil.
     
  12. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    Exactly Dreamer.

    That's my point that the joke might have outed my buddy as having a pencil dick. Because it was INTENDED to mean that 4" around was big.

    If the joke was 6"... then it would make sense. So, what I was thinkin was that my buddy has a really thin dick, and didnt realize it. LOL.
     
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    4' really isn't that thin, is it?
     
  14. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    In my opinion.. yeah.. 4" around is pretty pencil. I mean, I'm not very big, but i can at least be proud of girth being OK.
     
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    You think he maybe meant 4" wide?
     
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    That's what the joke was when I last heard it. The general public thinks in terms of length and width, not girth or sectional perimeter or whatever.

    I suspect that many confuse "girth" and "width" in general usage.
     
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    lol....4" CIRCUMFERENCE IS thin. While it may be larger than a pencil, it still qualifies as a pencil dick with only about 1 1/4" of width. It would fall in the bottom 10 to 20 percent of all men, and would be about 2 standard deviations from the mean.

    As for a dick with a 4" DIAMETER, they don't exist on humans.
     
  18. D_Raynor Scheiniglans

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    You're probably right that the joke is REALLY 4" wide.

    he probably just didn't tell it right.

    :(

    there goes my size fantasy of having a tiny friend who is a smaller than me.

    Of course, there is always the image of his shrivelled member at the lake.
    LOL. it was really tiny. Nub head out of trimmed pubes. But my shrivel can be pretty small too, so i guess we're even
     
  19. rob_just_rob

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    I've seen 4" girth on guys. It does appear thin, but not ridiculously so. I certaintly don't think that would be a medical curiosity or anything.

    I'm sure that at least some people here will claim to have either seen one, or to have one. :rolleyes:
     
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