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I'd just ask that they join this group as they'd join any group in real life. If you're abrasive to others who don't know you immediately, they won't like you. Treat this group and the people here with the same respect you'd show them anywhere else.

There actually ARE some women here, but relatively few, so we get more attention than we want sometimes. Get to know people on the board before sending PMs that you'd be ashamed for others to see. Some of us (like me) will post them in public if they are offensive.

Take xanax before posting.

The xanax is for me, me, me! I must have it, I must! before responding to the PM's of 'great pics- wanna see my cock?'

The best PM's from my female point of view- are polite, introductory, inquiring, kind, and a 'beginning'. I've PM'd with some of the greatest guys here, cos they take the time to talk to me as a person and not a potential fuck. The 'I'm on cam, wanna chat?' from someone who is brand new and has no profile, well- no wonder I can tell you sent the PM out in mass mailing. You knew your chances were slim. I just delete those, I never reply.
So if your primary purpose in coming here is to hook up- have a bit of cyber sex, get pics by email, do some webcamming when your own suddenly stops working, and you start out with brash, rude, comments and PMs- and you do not heed the advice given thus far in this thread- you should leave, and soon.
I doubt you'd even have any luck at Adult Friend Finders, but at least there you've less chance of being as intelligently and eloquently told off and humiliated, as you will have here.
 

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Hey, Zora, nice tits. Wanna fuck?

Hey Sassy, nice tits. Wanna fuck?

Hey Knockernail, nice snout. Wanna fuck?

My Gaaawd, D C Deep.
Show the ladies some respect.
Lemme show ya how. :biggrin1:

"Hi, Madame Zora.
Lovely set of thoughts on you.
Lovely thoughts. Let's fuck!"
 

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DC, we can't fuck, remember- you're gay.

Fireballs, I like your style.
DC is a great guy i have so much respect for him. He is also very handsome which is a plus........... As you you Zora i miss your pretty face. Maybye one day you could put a pic back up and make a New jersey guy very happy.?
 

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DC is a great guy i have so much respect for him. He is also very handsome which is a plus........... As you you Zora i miss your pretty face. Maybye one day you could put a pic back up and make a New jersey guy very happy.?


Aww, that is so sweet. Sure, I'll find one. My webcam is broken, but I've got some around somewhere. I'm lucky to be online at all right now, my computer is so shaky. Someone asked me about this corset one, but I can't remember who, and I'm tired of it now anyway.

edit- here's one from before I cut my hair off.
 

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Aww, that is so sweet. Sure, I'll find one. My webcam is broken, but I've got some around somewhere. I'm lucky to be online at all right now, my computer is so shaky. Someone asked me about this corset one, but I can't remember who, and I'm tired of it now anyway.

edit- here's one from before I cut my hair off.
Considering some past and current threads, be careful making statements like this, luv.

Sassy, I hope I didn't offend you, I was joking. Really, I was. Ask Madame_Zora.

Knockernail, I still think you have a cute snout!
 

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Considering some past and current threads, be careful making statements like this, luv.

And that would matter, if I gave a rat fuck what anyone thinks.:biggrin1:

Sassy, I hope I didn't offend you, I was joking. Really, I was. Ask Madame_Zora.

He was joking. Really, he was.

*Am I Lex or DC_DEEP today?*

Knockernail, I still think you have a cute snout!

Yes, but I suspect photoshop!:tongue:
 

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Considering some past and current threads, be careful making statements like this, luv.

Sassy, I hope I didn't offend you, I was joking. Really, I was. Ask Madame_Zora.

Knockernail, I still think you have a cute snout!

I would reply, DC_DEEP, but i don´t know what. I´m pretty shy, man. And i´m not used to be required to fuck. :redface:

Anyway, in my current situation, any sex offering should be considered. But then you should notice that i haven´t been released yet. :tongue: :biggrin1:
 

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Aww, that is so sweet. Sure, I'll find one. My webcam is broken, but I've got some around somewhere. I'm lucky to be online at all right now, my computer is so shaky. Someone asked me about this corset one, but I can't remember who, and I'm tired of it now anyway.

edit- here's one from before I cut my hair off.
Oh your sweet. Look how pretty. Thankyou.........:kiss:
 

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I would reply, DC_DEEP, but i don´t know what. I´m pretty shy, man. And i´m not used to be required to fuck. :redface:

Anyway, in my current situation, any sex offering should be considered. But then you should notice that i haven´t been released yet. :tongue: :biggrin1:


Careful there, you might arouse some inmate fantasies...
 

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You're gorgeous, MZ. I liked your other avatars but this has an ethereal quality to it.


Haha, thanks. The "ethereal quality" is the result of a $20 webcam from Walmart and lack of adequate lighting. I actually had to hold a lamp under my face so you could see me. So there I am, holding a lamp in one hand and trying to click on the camera icon with the other. That isn't me trying to look sexy, I'm trying not to fall.:tongue: Like the other one, it's about three years old. My hair's shorter now, but the new webcam takes pics that are so grainy you can barely tell it's me.