Friends New Dildo

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  1. gramirez

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    So, like my friend he lives in austin and he msged me the other day saying that he bought a new dildo and wants me to go to his place to try it over we've been friends forever and he asked me if i would like to go over there to try it with him i just started getting into the dildo scene and experimenting and stuff so i dont know what to do any feedback would help thanks guys :)
     
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    Am I the only person who misinterpreted this thread title and was anticipating news of a brand new celebrity dildo modeled on Matt LeBlanc? :rolleyes:

    But seriously, as Sorcerer said: employ condoms, and treat the dildo no differently than you would a cock in safe-sex terms. And if it's not exactly a small dildo, then you'll need to work your ass up to it gradually ... don't try fitting a water melon in where previously you've only had a lemon, if you catch my drift. :smile:
     
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    So I take it you've already tried a watermelon? Damn you with the produce!
     
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    :laughing: Now there's a merchandising idea.
     
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    Then I guess the Leo DiCaprio model would be compact and portable.
     
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    :biglaugh: ....funny. You crack me up sometimes. I'm glad your here.
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    Why thank you. Good to see you too. Where ya been?
     
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    I've been right here....checking in everyday as usual. I guess you just haven't seen me noticed me.:frown1:
    As a matter of fact, I was concerned that I might have said something to offend the board......Thank You.....for paying attention....:smile:
     
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    I didn't mean to ignore you sweetie! I'll make it up to you.
     
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    Ya' BIG attention whore.:biggrin1:
     
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    Hey...it's true....Lavish all the attention on me please...:smile:
     
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