Friends tease me too much about my size...

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  1. koonunga

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    Since I go to the gym and play hockey with my friends, they have seen me naked and noticed how big I am. They haven't seen me hard yet (althought they've heard about it) but they keep on teasing me about my «horse cock».... I didn't pay too much attention at first but now, I realize EVERYBODY (girls and boys) knows that I am well-endowed.

    What should I do ? I don't wannna stop playing hockeand working out with my friends but at the same time, everytime I walk around the locker room with my long soft banana swinging heavily between my legs I hear them making jokes at me...
     
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    pee in their eyes.:smile:
     
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    is punching them in the face an option?
     
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    Tell them you can't wait for them to start acting their age.
     
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    Buddy, take it from an average sized guy...they're teasing you because they are jealous of you...not because there is something wrong with you. In other words, your being bigger than them makes them feel bad cos they want to be as big as you as since it's not possible, they need to make you feel bad while they try to convince themselves that average is good.

    If I were you, I'd shake it their faces and tell them that they wish that they had one that size, let alone to know how to use it. (okay, so maybe you shouldn't cos that could be asking for more trouble). If I were in your shoes, I'd most probably respond by looking at theirs or rather, the ringleaders and with a huge smirk on my face say, "tickle tickle"
     
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    or "THAT all you got?" (Then I'd punch them in the face but I'm an angry person)
     
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    they tease you? idiots. just love what you have and know that something like what you have is the envy of many men.
     
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    How about, "So do you need a microscope and a pair of tweezers when you jack off?" LOL

    Okay, I'm not being constructive and I'm siding with the wrong team :)biggrin1:) best I quit hijacking this thread.
     
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    cock slap them in the face until they promise to not tease u anymore...seriously, don't let it bother you..you have what they want. So, keep playing and going to the gym. Remember, they could tease you about worse things than having a horse cock...
     
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    You are a moron. Maybe what they say is true!
     
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    any guy that teases you about having a cock that's TOO BIG is secretly sweating BULLETS you're going to steal his chick...it's a "average dick" defense mechanism....
     
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    Here's an opportunity for you to be mature and separate yourself from these jokers through your behavior. A modest shake of your head, or a shrug of your shoulders and a grin is all the response you need. If you need a verbal response, just say, "Well, I'll leave you guys to discuss your favorite topic" and excuse yourself. Or, if you want to be slightly snarky, just pat them on the back and say, "Don't worry, guys, there's still time for a growth spurt."

    Don't let them intimidate you. A roll of the eyes is all you need.
     
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    Um...........get new friends. OK, honestly. Basically, I'd try and be as modest as I could, that way if they do stare, they have to make an effort. That way, it's not looking so good for them that they have to try to cop a stare at it. I agree with an earlier post. They're jealous and want a big one as well. Complete insecurity on their behalf.
     
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    You are probably right (all of you)... It's just that recently, it got our of control, with jokes about my anatomy when lots of people are around, teachers, people I work I work with, I've even had people I don't know come up to me asking if what theyb hear is true... My best freinds, I don't have problems with that, They've seen me grow, I know them very well, it's OK.... But the other ones... I'm not very comfortable with all the stares inn the locker room or girls I don't even know that bask me to to take it out just to see if it's true.

    Insecurity might be the reason why they tease me, but still, it's getting out of control...
     
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    That's why pithy comebacks work. It's one thing to be teased for something nobody wants, like zits or back hair or leprosy, but wholly another to be teased out of sheer envy.

    Make with the comebacks and I wager it will work. The more they tease, the more you should go about doing your average routine, not flaunting it but not hiding it either. Don't let them see that they have any effect on your behavior because that's what they really want.

    As for coworkers, that's sexual harassment and if it really bothers you then complain to the management of where you work though be aware you may be getting your coworkers fired in the process. I think, actually, the best thing to do is to suck it up, put a smile on your face, and just exude confidence that they're all really envious. The more they tease, the more confident you become.
     
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    Smack them in the face with your donkey cock!
     
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    Ignore them, they're just jealous. There are far worse things to be teased about than being well endowed...
     
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    I have to agree most with Jordan and Jason.

    #1) your friends need to know that spilling your secrets to others is way off limits! PERIOD. That is part of friendship. How would they like it if you blabbed about their secrets? How you confront your friends about it is best left to you. You know them better than we do. Perhaps a gentle reminder would be best, or perhaps, grabbing one of them by the collar, staring him right in the eyes and letting him know how out of line he is (or even something in between).

    #2) Part of playing sports, right or wrong, is seeing your teammates naked. Part of the culture is learning not to blab about it to others. What you see in the lockeroom stays there, or at worst, stays among your teammates. There really is no need for more modesty on your part, at least, there ought not be. You have what you have, and you ought not feel uncomfortable about it in that context. Whether you have a horse dick or a hamster dick, it simply doesn't matter out on the ice. You and your teammates have to be there for each other and that takes trust. It is hard to trust folks who blab about your dick size to others or while others are around. It is a violation of the trust you have as teammates. On the other hand, you don't want to go too far and expose yourself as being too sensitive. A good compromise might be to let them know that a little ribbing between teammates is one thing, but it needs to stay there. It is NOT to be brought up around others, PERIOD. This way you let them know that you aren't too sensitive to take a little ribbing about it, but there are boundaries and they need to learn to respect that.

    #3) People are always going to stare at you to some degree in the lockeroom. Get used to it. Again, it is a question of boundaries. A simple look that lasts a few seconds too long may be tolerable, but leering is something different. As you grow older you will find guys who will actually hit on you over this and others who will follow you around the lockeroom. Sorry but it is true. You will have to learn to deal with it in one way or another. Some guys try to ignore it, while others get confrontational. You will have to figure out the best way for you.

    #4) As mentioned by others, you may want to shoot back with comments of your own at times, if warranted. At first, I'd suggest going Jordan's route and be slightly snarky about it. But if they really cross the line about it, you will need to as well. As Jordan said, don't let anyone intimidate you about this (or anything else, for that matter). That is important aspect of being both a man and a hockey player. If you let them walk over, they won't respect you. If nothing works, I hate to say it, but you may have to throw a punch or two. You very well may get in trouble for it, but I've never known a man who doesn't respect me after I've purposely drawn a little of his blood, whether on the ice or not.
     
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    My buddies used to tease me all the time about my package. The thing is I'm just average size. Anyway, I just went with it when they would make remarks. After a while the teasing stopped. At least they weren't saying I was small!
     
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    Sometimes our so-called "friends" really aren't friends at all. Friends and/or teammates don't make a point of violating personal boundaries through gossip or "jokes", whether deliberately malicious or casual.
     
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