Something happened to me last week. The guy that teases me the most in the locker room said «Man, I'm so glad I don't have a huge monster like yours between my legs ! » and told me about how unhappy he would be with a penis of my girth and length... Then, I saw his girlfriend 2 days later. She said « I have heard about the size of your manhood. I want you to know I think of that horsedick of yours when I see Fred naked...» and told me she found a penis pump in his apartment, and she thinks he is secretly jealous of my anatomy ! (Fred is below-average in dick size, I'd say) So, I guess lots of the comments I get are fueled with jealousy... So the next time I saw him at the gym, I dropped my towel in front of him as he was sitting on a bench. He had my soft and fat uncut 8-incher hanging right in front of his face. I looked at him with a smile and said « Look, it's all natural, no pumping required! » And proceeded to proudly shower in front of him !