Friends tease me too much about my size...

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pee in their eyes.:smile:
Personally, I like this answer.

Seriously, I know your pain. Godzilla cock, horsecock, donkey dick, Manda(Naruto reference).... I get it all, repeatedly.

I really wouldn't mind, except that this widespread knowledge about my size does nothing to get me laid.
 

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by being curious and jealous at the same time, they want to project their insecurity on you. it's time for you to stay secure, cause it's about your manhood! stay calm, don't quit sporting with them and continue smiling.
At that time you'll confused them. and if their attitude in the lockerroom is annoying, just go home for a shower.
 

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here is what i did for i HAD the same problem...SAY NOTHING...AT ALL...
and they will get it...it wears out as soon as they get any reaction from YOU..
stay cool....and u and i both know...they'd kill to be in ur pants
 

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I am always so confused about this but also amused. Blokes with average cocks seem to bemoan the fact they are 'small' and want that huge porn star cock they see in videos or nude scenes in regular movies, yet when a well hung guy has it he is still feeling out of kilter and is wishing he was actually average because of all the unwanted attention and hassles it brings him. I guess it is never really greener on the other side of the fence when you think about it.

But with these guys I'd just try to laugh it off or just tell them point blank to piss off if it gets too in your face. Or, if you wanted, just say something sarcastic or sexual to catch them off guard and shut them up like ' " What ? You wanna lick it ?" :biggrin1: