Friends vs. Biker Friends

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  1. Principessa

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    FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS


    FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
    BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

    FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

    FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

    FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

    FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

    FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

    FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

    FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.

     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Sounds like Bikers are the way to go!LOL!
     
  3. Principessa

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    One good thing about my last relationship is that I found out I really like motorcycles. I'm hoping to get my license by spring. :cool: :smile:
     
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