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I went to a college in the Midwest. It was an old school with old buildings including the dorms, They had shower rooms with
16-20 shower heads. Some mornings all the heads were taken and guys just waited in line for the next available shower head.
Saw lots of "better than average" dicks, but several guys were hung by anyone's estimate.

One guy was more mature (although a freshman) and looked more like 25 than 18. He was fairly tall (6'2") with a very athletic
body. The top of his chest was slightly hairy with developed pecs and very muscular arms. His dick was at least 6" soft with
incredible thickness - easily 6" girth. He was very proud of it and washed it carefully making his focus and attention all about
his dick.

One afternoon, I was in the showers cleaning up after working out when he came into the shower room.
He was fully erect and was easily the biggest dick I have seen then or ever. He started talking to me
asking where I went for fun etc. (It was sort of strange, because previous conversation was limited to "hello."
He began stroking his dick, telling me that his girlfriend loved to get fucked by his fat dick, and he was happy
to keep her cunt full. I told him that was easy to believe and that he was huge.

Then he walked over to my shower head - took my hand - and placed it around his dick. It was huge.
He confirmed it was 8.5 x 7, His nuts were big too. I asked him what he wanted and he replied - just a
quick blow job. I had that huge dick shooting in 5 minutes or less.

He'd stop by my room once in a blue-moon for head. But his girlfriend kept a close eye on him most of the
time.
 

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I live in a house with 4 other people and we've had our fair share of roommates come through. We had one roommate who had a really big dick and you could always see his bulge through his pants. He was friendly enough at first, but ultimately ended up being a two-faced asshole. Either way, the size how his cock would always come up in conversation with friends. One of my female roommates would go out of her way to tell other people about it. They'd ask me if it were true and I would always confirm, because it really was very big. In the morning he'd be doing his thing around the kitchen in these pyjama pants that made the outline of his cock quite visible, almost transparent (I would estimate 6 inches soft). Even the girl I was dating at the time would comment on it. She would say, "I can't believe it. It's huge. I couldn't stop staring at it, it was like there was another person in the room." I asked her if she would like to try it. She replied, "Hell no, that would break me."

A very close friend of mine recently bragged about his size to me and another friend. We were at the neighbourhood pub and we were making some dumb dirty jokes. Then all of the sudden he goes "So, I can nearly suck my own dick. I can put my lips around the tip. Have you guys ever tried sucking your own dick?" I admitted to having tried, but failing and my other friend was just completely shocked in disbelief (I don't think he has much to show for size lol). After we both said no he got cocky and referred to himself as impressive. The other friend was clearly uncomfortable with the conversation so we changed the subject. Since then I've always been curious as to how big he is but don't know how to ask him or if I should ask one of his exes that I'm still friends with. I talked to someone on here about it and they suggested that he might not be as big as he's bragging but just very flexible, and after seeing some pretty average guys on here suck themselves on cam it's definitely a possibility.
 

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Inverted here; I'm that one hung friend. 3 instances with 3 sets of friends. Here's the most recent:

So, I've got this friend of mine I've known since high school. She's pretty fun to hang out with and I love her to death, but one thing about her is that she CANNOT keep a secret to save her life. If something's even remotely ambiguous and she knows about it, she'll make that smile like she knows something you don't know, and worm her way into a tale that should've been otherwise discrete. It's gotten her into a bit of trouble in the past.

So a few weeks ago, she had B-day party for her son at a local park. She invited me and I was debating on whether to skip it or just go because I had a fever at the time. Against my better judgement, I went since it would probably be the last time I saw my friends, her and her kids for a pretty long while. I planned on just stopping by to say hey, but was talked into getting some food before I left. Fat kid that I am, I shuffled over to the spread and loaded up on a plate or two. Or...twenty. Anyway, I had my hands full when the friend's kids saw me and they ran at me full force. Unfortunately for me, the belt I had on had a broken clasp, so any strain on it would basically undo it. Down went my pants and the jaws of everyone staring in my direction. I was wearing a pair of novelty boxer-briefs, the ones with the 3D wolf print on the front(which I'm MADLY in love with, btw). The bulge was pretty prominent and made the snout look rather...hefty.

Embarrassed as fuck, I maneuver around the little ankle-biters clinging to my legs while emptying my hands and re-do my shoddy belt. As I'm doing this, the party goes on and everyone seems to be over it when I hear my name being called. When I mosey on over there, it turns out that the friend was regaling everyone with a story of how she and her now ex bf found out I was packing. (Another story.) I'm introverted and awkward by nature when it comes to crowds, so when all the attention's on me, I get really shy and clam up; especially among good friends, junk size doesn't really come up much in conversation, and I'm never one to brag about being hung in person, though I don't exactly deny that I am. Came as a bit of a surprise to everyone because I'm short and about as threatening as a bag of puppies.

Afterwards, for whatever reason her boyfriend always brings up my size in passing conversation, calling me Big D, Mandingo, etc. and claiming that whoever I'd fuck would never walk upright again after taking it. Stuff like that. His girlfriend still giggles about it. Another mutual friend of ours (gay, with boyfriend) refuses to think of me that way because out of all our guy friends, I'm like the little bro of the group or something.
 
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my story is also College related. You know in the dorms you see pretty much everything all size shapes etc. There was one guy that was known to be huge and he was and he knew it pretty much. But there was another guy...way better looking in a sort of jocky preppy way. Nicest dude in the world. He had a freaking incredible bod in general. I had seen him a bunch of times but never noticed anything other then he was a nice dude and good looking So first time i noticed something he was wearing a t shrt and these light corduroy pants and you could totally see his cock head showing towards the side/bottom. I was like hmmm. Then a few days later I see him walking to the showers in like tight light boxers and holding a towel and his cock outline was way visible and his head was at the bottom of his leg hole. but again he was just like hey dude....smiling normal etc. The first time I saw it it was so random..we were all sitting around in his suite watching something on tv..like 10 of us he was in a towel...and after a while he was like shit I cant waste time like this I have so much to do and when he got up he walked right by me and his towel opened..like he opened and closed it to tighten it around his waist holy shit the thing was huge..like a perfect long smooth cut cock hung like 6 easy. I finally got to see it for a long period in the shower...we were both in at the same time stalls facing each other...there were curtains but no one rarely used used them. i go in and then he goes in and i just see his ass...and he turns around and i get to watch him shower, soap, etc for liek 10 minutes and we are talking the entire time...it was like a porn fantasy video...like such a nice dude he was getting a slight chub so it made it look that much bigger.. and then when drying off he just stood there and his dick was arched out off his bod...holy crap... I wanted to stroke it so bad lol ...that was a good year because on and off so him and his dick clothed and unclothed so many times..but somehow no one really talked about it like the other dude
 

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One of my best friends has a huge big black cock. I've never actually seen it. But I've heard the effects and seen the effects. He is tall. Like 6-4. Lanky. Fit. Not real muscular but trim. Good looking guy. Definitely.

I was not attracted to him. Back then I wasn't even aware of the bi curious and tendencies I have now. We were just super tight friends. We lived together in a big warehouse loft.

He had a curvy and thick Spanish Italian girlfriend. Who he was busy turning into a complete bbc slave slut. The place we lived in was really open and you could basically hear everything. So I would always be hearing "OH! You're SOOO BIG!!!!" As he was fucking her every day basically. She had big tits. Beautiful face. Pouty lips. Big round ass. I was jealous in more ways than one.
I would also overhear them in the bathroom. He would have her hold his long black dick as he pissed. She would love and giggle. I've wanted a girl to do that to me since then. Still waiting. Back then. I was out of college. But mentally dealing with shit. Wasn't dating or hooking up.
Then besides his regular hot girlfriend. He had a PARADE of chicks coming thru at all times of day and night. He was also selling some herb and then later a lil something more and this brought the pussy even more!
So many times I have WISHED I had the long black master cock rod that magnetically attracted all women to it! And it DID!!!
I have a tan complexion, most people would say I am "white". A lot don't know. A very few have thought "black". My cock is at the top of average. On its best day slightly above average. It gets "big". I've had plenty of women over my lifetime say it's the nicest cock they've had, be amazed, worship it, etc.
But I KNOW what went down with the Master COCK. That's something else entirely!!!
Straight churchy girls, girls with boyfriends, Jewish princesses, sluts, coke fiends with tiny tits, college girls, big titted black girls, my friends little Asian tight ass bitch who he made into a total black cock whore. On and on.
That cock ruled bitches.
I heard them all moan. ALL keep saying "it's SO BIG". "It's SO BIG!" I saw groups of girlfriends, one at a time, all come around to try out and suck and ride that dick.
I never saw his actual cock. But I heard it all. Now I have an actual big dick fetish. I look at massive master cocks. Nightstick black rods. 10" towering dongs with massively swollen heads.
He never mentioned the size of his dick to me. Yet the bitches would be screaming and wailing and he must've know I heard every word.
 

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my story is also College related. You know in the dorms you see pretty much everything all size shapes etc. There was one guy that was known to be huge and he was and he knew it pretty much. But there was another guy...way better looking in a sort of jocky preppy way. Nicest dude in the world. He had a freaking incredible bod in general. I had seen him a bunch of times but never noticed anything other then he was a nice dude and good looking So first time i noticed something he was wearing a t shrt and these light corduroy pants and you could totally see his cock head showing towards the side/bottom. I was like hmmm. Then a few days later I see him walking to the showers in like tight light boxers and holding a towel and his cock outline was way visible and his head was at the bottom of his leg hole. but again he was just like hey dude....smiling normal etc. The first time I saw it it was so random..we were all sitting around in his suite watching something on tv..like 10 of us he was in a towel...and after a while he was like shit I cant waste time like this I have so much to do and when he got up he walked right by me and his towel opened..like he opened and closed it to tighten it around his waist holy shit the thing was huge..like a perfect long smooth cut cock hung like 6 easy. I finally got to see it for a long period in the shower...we were both in at the same time stalls facing each other...there were curtains but no one rarely used used them. i go in and then he goes in and i just see his ass...and he turns around and i get to watch him shower, soap, etc for liek 10 minutes and we are talking the entire time...it was like a porn fantasy video...like such a nice dude he was getting a slight chub so it made it look that much bigger.. and then when drying off he just stood there and his dick was arched out off his bod...holy crap... I wanted to stroke it so bad lol ...that was a good year because on and off so him and his dick clothed and unclothed so many times..but somehow no one really talked about it like the other dude


VERY, VERY fkn HOT mate...thx for sharing.
 
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More on that tight ass little Asian bitch. She was formerly dating another good friend of mine. She was a total priss! She was VERY conservative. We were in a live band that rocked! And did hip hop and funk. She was trying to have a corporate job and was dating my friend. Who was Irish. And who always joked about himself having a small dick. He was really fit and strong. Had a good body and was a great dancer. But around us guys he would always make jokes about his own small dick. I always thought it was weird. I had been more self conscious about my penis size when I was younger. But at this point I had more confidence in myself and was becoming a man.
Anyway I never saw his dick. But it was probably small. She was a very tiny Asian girl. Like 5 foot. So it was probably working out somewhat for them.
Anyhow for a year straight she did nothing but BITCH at him to quit the band. Get a real job. You're a loser. You'll never make it. On and on. She would cat fight scream and fight like a maniac!!!! And he would stay with her and take the abuse. It went on for like 2 years.
Meanwhile, I was rooming with my friend I talked about above. This wasn't the big loft yet. We were sharing a small room. He totally his his huge cock from me at that time period.
Anyway, we all moved out of that house after a year or so. My little dick Irish friend and the Little Asian terror bitch eventually broke up.
Fast forward - another 2 years. My big black cocked friend has fucked just about every girl in our old circle at this point. And the sisters of those girls. They all have talked about it amongst themselves. They all fucking love it.
Anyhow --- who comes making her way into the lair of the big black mamba master cock?!? The little Asian terror bitch. That little 5 foot petite as possible conservative office nagging BITCH!!!
SHE CAME TO GET FUCKED!!!!
ANd oh boy DID she!!! That cock must've been up in her fucking rib cage! She screamed OVER AND OVER "it's so fucking big!" "It's so fucking BIG!!'l. "ITS SOOOO FUCKKKIIINNNNGGGG BBBBBIIIGGGG!!!!!"" Then just literally screaming and wailing on top of that huge black cock.
All that time she just needed a huge fucking cock!!!! That little dick was only increasing her frustration!!! It was all coming out now!! And fucking cumming and cumming. That bitch was going wild! Oh god I wanted to just join the fuck in. (Like so many other times!!!!). Argh!!!
Well. After that she became a black cock worshipping slut. She got into the hip hop industry and fucked every huge black cock she could to work her way up. She got into drugs. Cocaine and hardcore shit. Probably got into blow bangs and definitely multiple cocks. Thinking of that little Asian bitch, who degraded my little dick friend for so long and so ruthless least, having two 10 inch dicks in each hand, one up her cunt, another in that impossible small and tight ass, and the biggest just being adored by her mouth. I respect her now. And I respect the cock.
 
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When I was in college, I knew a guy--I think he was the "token gay friend" for a lot of people in my friend circle (though he wasn't officially "out," this being a Baptist college). But, after a while, we'd gotten to be good enough friends that he would start making inappropriate jokes around me. One time, he and I left the commons building at the same time, and I walked with him toward his dorm, and he made some sort of crack--I don't remember what it was, exactly--about having a big dick. I asked him if that was true, and--I was still in the closet myself, partly because I wasn't sure if I really wanted to think of myself as gay quite yet--he asked, "Why, you want proof?"

By this time, we were right outside the door to his dorm room, so when he turned to put his key in the lock, I stepped up behind him, reached around, slipped my hand down his pants and grabbed on. Totally inappropriate in retrospect, but he just gasped... and let me start stroking to get him hard.

I wish I could say that culminated in my first time, but after a while, my nerves got the better of me and I stepped back, told him he was right, it was a nice size, told him goodnight, and went to my own dorm. It was a whole year before we properly fooled around.
 

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When I was in college, I knew a guy--I think he was the "token gay friend" for a lot of people in my friend circle (though he wasn't officially "out," this being a Baptist college). But, after a while, we'd gotten to be good enough friends that he would start making inappropriate jokes around me. One time, he and I left the commons building at the same time, and I walked with him toward his dorm, and he made some sort of crack--I don't remember what it was, exactly--about having a big dick. I asked him if that was true, and--I was still in the closet myself, partly because I wasn't sure if I really wanted to think of myself as gay quite yet--he asked, "Why, you want proof?"

By this time, we were right outside the door to his dorm room, so when he turned to put his key in the lock, I stepped up behind him, reached around, slipped my hand down his pants and grabbed on. Totally inappropriate in retrospect, but he just gasped... and let me start stroking to get him hard.

I wish I could say that culminated in my first time, but after a while, my nerves got the better of me and I stepped back, told him he was right, it was a nice size, told him goodnight, and went to my own dorm. It was a whole year before we properly fooled around.


So there is something more after that between you and your friend?
 

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Fkn luv this thread...avid follower for some time yet,

For whatever reason, I hadn't thought about Randy, the first flatmate I had after my ex moved when I was in my late twenties and still living in The Castro, San Francisco. Despite LOVING the privacy, autonomy and freedom, my SINGLE income as a personal fitness trainer was hardly enough to cover all my living expenses so I put the word out, knowing I'd be flooded with offers in no time.

That weekend, while picking up balls around the court, my hitting partner Jeffrey asked if I'd mind meeting his (long-distance) boyfriend, Randy about the possibility of sharing my flat. He said that Randy had arrived in SF earlier that week from Boston and was staying with him temporarily, as they weren't ready to take that next step living together, having only been dating 3 months at that point. Coincidentally, Randy moved to SF to complete his Masters in Clinical Psychology (his 2nd Masters degree), which I too had embarked upon myself. The thing was, I didn't really know Jeffrey very well and was often quite self-conscious around him simply because he was EXCEPTIONALLY fucking gorgeous and regarded as one of the most stunningly handsome men around. Despite my reservations, I agreed to meet for coffee the next day.

Let me just say here that despite my life-long obsession with hung cut cock, I was pretty oblivious to what he was packin', how fkn HOT he was, and just how badly almost EVERY one of my friends wanted to blow him or cop it up the ass from him...and why, I wondered, yet was way too insecure to ask. It wasn't long before I got it...big time.

The weekend after Randy moved in, I returned to our flat sometime around noon and could hear Randy and another guy's voice, who I assumed to be Jeffrey. I gathered they had been fucking and were probably takin' a breather. I had to consciously pull back from paying attention and resist every impulse I had to eavesdrop, as I didn't want them thinkin' less of me. Instead, I turned the music up and went about my business. Seconds later, Randy comes bounding out of his room as he's simultaneously stepping into his boxers. As he closed the door behind him, he stood upright and without the slightest degree of modesty, walked towards me as I'm sitting on my lounge, eye-level to his mind-blowing pitched tent, heading closer and closer to me.

And how could I NOT look...?!? The man's cock was SOOOO fkn hard that his cock was easily visible from the side, as his hardon stretched the fly of his boxers to its max...so much so that when he sat next to me, his cock had no other option than to force it's entirety through his fly, throbbing and pointing STRAIGHT UP, before he had any chance of preventing it, assuming he'd have bothered even if he could...he uttered the obligatory, 'Awww fuck...sorry man', laughed it off, stood back up, then held it down, pressed against his torso as to 'dress' to his left. When he sat back down, he had no other option than to keep holding his cock down, unless he wanted it on centre stage, in its RAGING glory.

After making those final adjustments, he fell back into the lounge for a second time, still holding his cock and said, "I hope this is cool with you, bro...I'd really hate for Jeffrey to find out about any of this...":

As one could imagine, this is just the tip of the iceberg....
 

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Apparently, my friends in Texas have been talking about and showing my cock to the other members in our friend group. Males as well as females, to the point where everyone knows. They apparently have nicknames for meBiggus Dickus, Floppy McLongDong, Windsock, Black Mamba, Anaconda. What's funny and cool is how casual they are about sharing it. They stream d&D on twitch and Facebook, but they have no problem talking about it in detail even then. They'll talk for two or so minutes about how enormous it is every time size comes up or a vague big penis innuendo arises. I'm really lucky to have them as friends.
 
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I always knew my best friend was bigger than me.we jacked off together for many years at his place.his dad had an awesome vhs porn collection back in the 90's so back then when internet porn was future i came over after school to "learn" and so...years later i met him again.Fucked with some guys since then but he didn't knew....we had some fun at his place,drank some beer and he came up with hey lets watch some porn and such....i was like hey why not but this time when he put his cock out i was like wow...what an incredible cock...he saw me staring and was like cmon dude you know its me but man...18 cm thick uncut cock...i wish i could've tell him how much i wanted to suck his cock...at least i saw him blasting his load on his belly made ne cum too...ignoring the stupid xhamster porn we watched...wish i had the guts to ask him for some action...
 

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I've known several friends and acquaintances who had big to huge penises.

Back before college, a small group of us were taking a piss at the urinals, when one of my friends made some comment about 'hurry up guys', my other friend cut him off and said something like 'you'll just have to wait XXXX its takes us dudes with big cocks a bit longer, isnt that right Ben?' They all knew I was a lot bigger but the friend who made the comment was pretty big and I just laughed and acknowledged the comment.

In college (UK tertiary education) I had a pretty wide social circle and many of the women were dating other friends and acquaintances, whether strange or not this lead to many of the girls and guys knowing how big each other were. They all knew I was the biggest, but another of my friends was known for being 9" erect 7" flaccid (his then gf was quite happy to tell everyone that she had measured).

Beyond college years, i've since been to a lot of nude resorts, swing parties, scene etc and seen a lot of guys casually been naked and just discussion anything from the weather to more sexual topics, while there they have been some pretty huge guys hanging out with their partners. Also generally guys just been drunk and boisterous at parties and urinals showing off their junk.
 

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A few years ago I figured out my longtime best friend had a big cock hanging between his legs. I was over one day during the summer. We were swimming in his pool and drinking jack and cokes all day. After dinner we went back outside for another dip in the pool. After a while we decided to go into his hot tub. We hung out in there for a bit, really getting our buzz on from all the JD we consumed all day and the hot temperatures of the tub. The topic of big boobs came up. He brought up how he loves to titfuck his GF all the time. She has big DD boobs. He said that he fucks her tits and she sucks on his tip while he is fucking her. I said no way, your dick isn't that long to fuck her big tits and still get a blowjob. He argued it was. Being drunk I said that he'd have to show me cause I don't believe him. He looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and stood up. He undid his string holding up his swim shorts and pulled them down. HIS COCK WAS HUGE. he was flaccid and it was at least 6" long already. all I could do is stare. I said holy fuck and he laughed. I asked him if he got any bigger and he said yes. By 2 or 3" more in fact. I asked him to show me. So he began to jerk himself off within minutes he was hard and OMG IT WAS AMAZING. it was the biggest cock I'd ever seen. He asked me if I believed him now. And asked if I wanted to touch it... I grabbed onto that cock and started to stroke it. I then moved closer and put my lips around his head. He leaned back and moaned. I then sucked on his massive cock for the next 20 minutes or so. He shot a big load of cum on my face and he was still hard. So I sucked him some more. It was a hell of a night.

My freshman English professor wanted to play basketball with me after summer school before the regular session began; I was totally straight at the time, instead, he taught me to suck his dick...it was so hot and then he fucked me. His dick pounded my prostate until I came without touching my dick. Before I ever met my wife I had been fucked silly by an older, experienced male.
 

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My freshman English professor wanted to play basketball with me after summer school before the regular session began; I was totally straight at the time, instead, he taught me to suck his dick...it was so hot and then he fucked me. His dick pounded my prostate until I came without touching my dick. Before I ever met my wife I had been fucked silly by an older, experienced male.

Interesting story!
How old was your professor?
Was his cock large?
Did he suck you as well?
 
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Not sexual. This was while I was attending university prep school in the middle East

A friend of mine suffered Priaprism growing up. My classmates would find it hilarious he would groan in pain, and have to be sent to the nurse because of "painful boners".

On the country's independence day, he came to class in a traditional gown for men called a disdasha. He was one of the taller guys so sat at the back of the class. A groan comes from the back of my AP Bio class (don't worry mods, we were all 18) and my friend raises his hand, and my teacher knows this whole drill by now so just nods his head to let the guy go to the nurse.

The entire class went silent watching this guy limp to the door, with he most massive erection we've collectively ever seen. It was swaying all over the place as he waddled to the door and the loose fitting gown was thin so it showed how massive he was. It was clowinishly big. The class stayed awkwardly quiet for a good few mins.