Fruit or vegetable?

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  1. naughty

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    If someone were to describe you as a piece of fruit or a vegetable, which would it be? What are you characteristic qualities... Pick one of each.
     
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    Iam a Passion Fruit and a Brocolli Floret...not a bunch please..just a floret..thanks!

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    YOu know you are going to have to explain why now, dont you?


     
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    I'm a banana (for obvious reasons :wink: ) and a couple of new potatoes.

    Nah! hold on, I'm getting excited. I'm a marrow and a couple of watermellons :cool:
     
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    My ritual to eat a passion fruit..i give a bite..open and smell it..look and admire the exotic beauty..than lick it and taste the tangy sour sweet flavour..than crush the seeds in my mouth...or if more in metro mood use a blender and make a juice with it...it calms and makes me dream sooo nice...

    Brocolli floret bcause someone already made poem for me about that...now i see me though his eyes seen me as a exquisite brocolli floret!!! Unfortunetly i lost the poem ...was a while ago...:rolleyes:
     
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    as a fruit...grapefruit
    i'm a citrus addict, very bittersweet.

    as a veggie...cucumber.
    because it resembles the thing that most peoples' first impressions of my attitude is: a dick.

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    I'm as cumquat cuz I do.
     
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    Pear: Takes time and patience to acquire the flavor and texture you want from it, but it's worth the wait.

    Spinach: Versatile, tastes great hot or cold, and is good for you:biggrin1:
     
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    • Raspberry...Versatile, can be sweet or sharp and you can't tell just by looking.
    • Mushroom...discrete and unassuming yet full of flavour and can blow your head off if you prepare it wrongly.
     
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    Black Cherry: dark, rich succulent flavour

    I've recently found myself a little jealous of this fruit. (only one person knows why)

    Sweet Potato: not everyones' favorite but those who like it can't get enough
     
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    I think I'd be an apple. Why? Because nobody ever picks the apple, there's always something more exotic, you know what I mean? But sometimes that apple can really hit the spot, trust me :wink:. God damnit, I was really trying to avoid sexual metaphors too. Seriously though, an average fruit for an average guy, no?

    Oh, I'd like to avoid picking a vegetable. Years and years of tv, video games, drugs, and the whatnot has already turned many of my friends into vegetables, and if I don't watch it'll get me too!
     
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    I would say I am probably ripe melon and a ripe tomato...

    Melon because I am sweet, succulent and juicy and oh so mouth watering...

    Ripe tomato because I am passionate, flavorful, and can be acidic but add the color to the salad....
     
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