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D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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Fuck penis size. It feels kinda good to say that. For a while there I was getting really hung up about it, I think this site is a major contribution to that. I used to get so worked up when my cock would look a little smaller on some days than others. Or get pissed off when my measurements would be an 1/8" off. It all varies on mood, horniness, etc. It'll even get just a tad bit bigger when you've got a load of cum ready to shoot. It'll become like a piece of steel in your hands, at it's thickest bursting point, every vein popping as they pump full of adrenaline.

My cock measures 7" x 6", on a good day. Sometimes the thickness will vary, sometimes it's 5.5", sometimes 5.75". But it's only at it's thickest at the base. That's why my pics look a little misleading I guess. But it all depends on the mood, the horniness, the intensity.

Once I found that magnum condoms were a good fit for me, I immediately wanted to go bigger. Gotta get the durex XXL, gotta try the magnum XL. The sad thing is I'm a virgin still. So they just get used when I masturbate. But better to be safe than sorry, I wanna know what will be best for me when the time comes...or cums. I tried a condom that was being handed out at some event I was at. Just a regular condom, nothing fancy, it was orange, pretty. It took a little trying to get it on once I got to the middle of my cock, but the point is it got on. And it wasn't just fucking straining my cock miserable. I don't see why it wouldn't get the job done when the time came. "Oooh baby, I can't fuck you with that condom. Only Trojan Magnums in the gold wrapper will touch this dick." Yeah, there is an added boost of confidence with that golden ticket. Not one guy here can say otherwise. And yeah, it is a little more comfortable, but it's thick as hell. Kinda like the old joke about a guy being so big he should just cover his dick with a hefty bag. Well, it's probably not that much different, the damn things are thick. Must be to contain the massive load our horse peckers release. :biggrin1:

I just took a vacation. Before the vacation, all those variables used to bother me...what's the measurement of my dick, what's the biggest condom I can get. I've noticed that since I got back, that stuff doesn't really bother me now. I've been told so many times now that I have a huge cock. I even had a woman, who is a nurse, guess my dick to be 10 inches. Granted she was looking at a pic, but still. She was in awe when she saw it. She told me she hadn't seen much bigger, not even in her profession. Point being, I've obviously got a big cock. Up until about a year ago, I had no idea. I actually thought I was small. So it's all gravy to me, I've got a big cock, wow, yay me!

Instead of worrying about the exact size and all that crap that goes along with it, just use the fucking thing. If people tell you that you've got a big cock, then I guess you should take their word for it. Others aren't so fortunate. Worry about using the thing the right way. Be a better lover, blow your woman's (or man's) mind with it. Not everyone out there is a size queen. This site will warp your world prospective on that quick! On there I'm just a small fish in a big ocean. Out in everyday life, I'm a blue whale in a pond.

Use your cocks well gents, don't get wrapped up in the mundane crap. There are more important things going on to worry about.

Cheers
 
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Hahahaha! I should try that too, still virgin here too and I have the same measurements, but I never bought condoms and see what is best for me :smile:. I only get free samples condoms and they are all way too small!

You're right if you say that the measurements of your penis depends on the mood, horniness, etc. you just can't help it :smile: Don't mind man!

A good preparation of you for when the act comes!
Cool!

Cheers
 

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Mr Hardcock, first of all, I'm a huge fan, second, I agree fuck penis size. Too much time is spent on this site worrying about size, just enjoy yourselves damn it.
That's it, nothing more to say.
Now back to what I was doing.
 

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I agree FUCK penis size.
If I'm not big enough she must find someone else.
If she's a size queen, I'm not the guy for her.
I have lots to offer, but size isn't one of them.
I don't appologize of feel embarrassed about my size.
Of course, having a monster 10X7 is one of my fantasies.
But I live with reality.
FUCK penis size.
 

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Speaking as a woman, your penis is more than up to the job - trust me!
 

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I read the other post too. Granted I've had failed relationships, but I kind of expect that for young guys to be so obsessed about their cocks not to be virgins. There is something called involuntary celibacy and it cracks me up every time I read the definition of it.
 

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Mr hardcock. Why didnt you just edit it? lol. All that blood rushing to that huge cock leaves you having blond moments I think, lol.:tongue:

Woops! I was so in the moment that I thought fuck it, let the mods delete the other one. :biggrin1:

Speaking as a woman, your penis is more than up to the job - trust me!

Thanks babe! I don't get much female feedback (as I would like) on here, so it is very much welcome indeed!

As far as size, I know I should be good for the majority of women, probably too much for some. But I just need to get some actual field tests with it now! :redface:
 

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As far as size, I know I should be good for the majority of women, probably too much for some. But I just need to get some actual field tests with it now! :redface:

Awww, that is so sweet! It will happen when you are least expecting it (so long as you actually get out of your house once in a while to meet women!). Speaking as a woman who has had her fair share of big dick, in some situations less is definitely more. Unrestrained fucking can sometimes be hard with a dick that is more than, say, 7.5 inches long. At that point some women can find that the cervix and bottom of the vagina are being battered and that is not nice (an understatement). Your dick is the perfect length for some real grab ass and pull him in deep action - trust me!
 

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We have what we have and there's not too much point over thinking it anyway!!!

That said... you have THAT!!!! :eek: And it's beautiful and wonderful and magnificent and the lucky girl(s) that get to be pleasured by it are very lucky indeed. I am already jealous of them and you haven't even met them yet! :rolleyes:

And we're not all size queenshere. I'm not all about the size at all. I just came here for the education and then met a bunch of folk I now call my friends and so have stayed. I certainly don't judge any of you by the size of your willys and feel that those who do are all the lesser for it.

Well done on giving up on the tape measure and accepting you for what you are. Just fine! :biggrin1: and very lucky! :wink:

I just wish you'd go out and use the damn thing now! :tongue:


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It's good to hear/see someone else say that their size fluctuates from day to day and depending on the situation. I know it's true for everybody, and I'm sure it fluctuates more the larger the cock is, but it's still good to see someone come out and say it.

I used to have so many people call bullshit on my size (I stopped stating a size so long ago that I don't even remember my optimum measurements.) because it doesn't "look like X inches" in the pictures. Well, I slapped myself around to get it up, sorry if I'm not as aroused by my own hands as by some cute woman's. Not to mention the distraction of lining up the shot as well as air temperature.

Anyway, yeh, thanks for pointing out the size variance. I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a while. As far as I'm concerned, all that any potential part needs to know (or rather would've needed to know, when I was single) is that I'm large. How much so depends on how good she is and how warm her bed is.
 

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Fuck penis size. It feels kinda good to say that. For a while there I was getting really hung up about it, I think this site is a major contribution to that.

Oh, absolutely. I used to think I was well-endowed--not huge, but above average. Certainly large enough to hold my own against the average porn star. But since I joined this site I somehow shrank from 7" to 5" and suddenly find myself on the small side of average.

Instead of worrying about the exact size and all that crap that goes along with it, just use the fucking thing...Worry about using the thing the right way. Be a better lover, blow your woman's (or man's) mind with it. Not everyone out there is a size queen. This site will warp your world prospective on that quick! On there

Well said. Thanks.

I just wish you'd go out and use the damn thing now! :tongue:

I'll second that.
 

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This should be required reading for all n00bs at LPSG (and quite a few of the more veteran members too).

It's JUST ONE ASPECT of you. Any potential playmates you meet will be looking for more than just that one thing. If all they want is a big cock, be prepared for a shallow relationship. That's fine if that is what you are looking for. But someone who likes you, and your arms, and the way your left eyebrow twitches when you laugh in addition to your cock size is so much more fun.

I stopped worrying about the size of my cock shortly after high school. After being taunted and bullied about having a "donkey dick" I already knew I had a little more than the average guy. When I found that the girls loved it, it went from a curse to a blessing. Do I know how big it is? Sure. Do I measure it on a regular basis? Nope.