Fuck, Marry, or Kill: Jersey Shore edition

[hung1990]

Fuck Vinny (I want to see that supposed horse cock for myself)
Marry Pauly D (I love his positive attitude towards things)
Kill The Situation (It would be doing society a favor, because he's a walking STD)

 

[hahalikewtf]

Fuck Mike, Pauly, and Vinny
Marry Pauly, i wish i could live with him forever!
Kill Ronnie, I honestly hate him lol.

 

[TallCurvyCutie]

Season premiere was last night and I missed it. Oops! Not too concerned since MTV will inevitably show it at least 537 times this week. Also forgot to fist pump this thread up. Er, bump. :tongue:

 

[mickypics]

Fuck Mike. just to feel those abs and pecs. Marry Vinnie, kill the rest.

 

[ahornyman30]

Id fuck vinny till he couldnt walk kill the rest of them

 

[ArmyBruh]

Marry: Pauly D
Kill: Ronnie, Sammi, Deena, and "The Situation"
Fuck: Snooki, Jwoww, Vinny

 

[D_kytfligbuUD]

Fuck vinny cuz of his endowment
Marry Jwoww cuz she actually had a job
Kill myself and take them all with me.

 

[romansrevenge0x]

Fuck Ronnie
Marry Vinny (cause I can fuck him whenever I want hehe)
Kill Mike

 

[Justinx00x]

Kill Ronnie
Kill Vinny
Kill Mike

 

[crushinonted]

I have no explanation why I'm so addicted to this ridiculous show. Excluding the first season and the Miami season with the comic book girl, I HATED the real world, but I just can't get enough of these idiots. Jersey Shore is by far the worst guilty pleasure I have ever had. I think I need professional help.

Fuck: Vinny (I couldn't marry him. He just seems like a pushover)
Marry: Pauly D (The only one who's never part of the drama)
Kill: Ronnie (You just know he and Sammi are getting back together in Italy)
Totally overrated abs: Mike (Am I the only one who thinks his abs are just blah? I mean, they're better than the average American muffin top, but they aren't even in the same universe as Ryan Reynolds' Men's Heath cover.

 

[798686]

Can I kill all of 'em in like a clean sweep?

 

[mickypics]

Totally overrated abs: Mike (Am I the only one who thinks his abs are just blah? I mean, they're better than the average American muffin top, but they aren't even in the same universe as Ryan Reynolds' Men's Heath cover.

the difference is, Mike walks around shirtless with that insanely hot body - where Ryan Reynolds and his magazine shoot have a team of artists airbrushing every cut in his torso, appying makeup and fake sweat. Thanks, but i'll take Mike's body, my tongue over Ryan's fake hollywood money glamour shots.

 

[eric19831]

marry Ronnie
fuck Pauly

 

[ibreak4LARGE]

Marry VINNIE

 

[D_Sal_Manilla]

kill all those little hobbits!

 

[rtg]

I'll take garry from Geordie Shore anyday...but Jersey Shore boys are all gross.

 

[avatarng]

MMM...fuck with Ronny....marry..Vinney...gangbang by Pauly and Mike...kill Sammy and Jwow and Snooki can watch.

 

[Charlemange]

Fuck Mike Marry Pauly kill Ronnie

 

[capricornscott]

Fuck Ronnie & Pauly, Kill Mike, Marry Vinny

 

[mickypics]

fuck and marry Mike - kill the rest. boy is hot as fuck