Fuck Me on Valentine's Day?

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Any ladies want to fuck the holy hell out of a young, inexperienced guy? C'mon, I've been told I'm somewhat cute, and if it means anything, I have a mediocre weewee.:wink:

    Guys, sorry, you're gonna have to sit this one out. But in the words of AC/DC, Have a drink on me.:biggrin1:
     
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    Oh you know i would!!!
     
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    I know you would sweetness, just knowing that means the world to me.:wink:
     
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    Mmmm I would too!
     
  5. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Thank you!:smile:

    Wow, that username is really misleading.:wink:
     
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    Damn shame you're not closer. LOL...
     
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    Yes it is, sigh...
     
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    mmm too bad you weren't in Canada. :p
     
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    You would be in every brand of trouble if I was in Texas.
     
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    Thank you ladies.:wink:
     
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    wish maryland was closer to texas....
     
  12. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    And unfortunately I'm not big enough to reach Maryland.:redface:
     
  13. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Well Valentine's is offically here, in Texas at least.
     
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    Just out of bed and rather bleary eyed, I read the title of thread thinking virtually the same thing: fuck me it’s Valentines day! For I realised I’d forgotten to put my wife’s card on the side last thing last night, so she would see it first thing this morning before going to work; doah! What am I? Still, I’m cooking something a little extra special for when she gets home to night and have a nice bottle of wine to go with the meal. Plus I’ve already phoned and apologised over the card, so there’s no telling how dessert will go, I just hope we don’t get cheese and biscuit crumbs in the bed!
     
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    I hope it all goes well!
     
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