Fuck right off

[madame_zora]

Yes, AND absinthium for bonus good points. :smile:

Clearly, I needed assistance for my littany of fuck-offs, so we used our visit to benefit the fine folks of lpsg. For those of you who don't know, Absinthium is my daughter.

This one wasn't even sent to me, but another fine, upstanding member of the lpsg tribe. So after laughing at it's stupidity myself, I thought the rest of the forum could use a chuckle, and it may act as a warning to future trolls that not only do we share their ignorance in public- we roast them as well.

*luxuriates in the fragrant aromas of roasted troll and panda shit*

 

[madame_zora]

Hi there, Madame Zora. I have geant cock I think you like. If you show me webcam, than you can rub your big titties on my hugh meet. It is better for you that way, so you cant be any fakers.

mie dik iz biggler then yurz.

 

[D_alex8]

mie dik iz biggler then yurz.

Duh, talk about stating the obvious.

 

[B_Stronzo]

I was just glad to see a Zora post again!

Anch'io!! Mi manchi "La Signora Zora" moltissimo..:redface:

 

[DC_DEEP]

mie dik iz biggler then yurz.

Damn. Well, babe, I'll keep watching the airline prices, you keep watching your bands' schedules... let's see who gets to the other's state first, then we can compare in person!

 

[curiouscat9]

Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.

Now would that be a LPSG verified photo?

And might I recommend a phrase used in a bootleg tape my husband and I heard from a friend of ours when the band was getting an ass reaming on the bus after a gig by the late great jazz drummer Buddy Rich;

"Fuck those mother-fucking fuckers!"

 

[GoneA]

Ever find yourself in one of these common everyday situations where you just don't have quite the right words? It happens to us all at one point

Yes, in fact, the French call it the 'Wit of the Staircase'.

 

[madame_zora]

Yes, in fact, the French call it the 'Wit of the Staircase'.

Oh, I like that! Now, go fuck yourself.

*waits for photo verification*

 

[GoneA]

Now, go fuck yourself.

I would, but I really can't afford to get pregnant at the moment...

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Yes, in fact, the French call it the 'Wit of the Staircase'.

Yes I've heard that one - when you figure out the perfect reply after leaving the room and on your way down and out of the building.

I just got a PM from the same guy Madame Z. did, I nearly forwarded the first post to him, but I decided to instead put him on ignore.

 

[madame_zora]

Yes I've heard that one - when you figure out the perfect reply after leaving the room and on your way down and out of the building.

I just got a PM from the same guy Madame Z. did, I nearly forwarded the first post to him, but I decided to instead put him on ignore.

Oops, here I am having all this fun, I really should send the chode a link to this thread so he knows we're all laughing at him. brb.

 

[findfirefox]

Oops, here I am having all this fun, I really should send the chode a link to this thread so he knows we're all laughing at him. brb.

He probably never looks at the board. Just PM's everyone.

 

[madame_zora]

Sent to BigDickFriend:


BigDickFriend,

Several of our members have complained that you're bugging them for photos and to join some other board. You are not welcome to harass our membership, so we've been circulating your pms and even started a thread about you to warn other members what you're up to. I like humiliation to be public, so I started this:

http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cet...right-off.html

Have a nice day.



Findfirefox, I think you're right. I didn't start this thread for his benefit though, but for everyone else's. A lot of our members are occasional visitors and may fall prey to such a request, only to find their images plastered all over the place by a spammer. I could have recommended him for banning as a spammer, but since we hadn't had this "housekeeping" discussion in a little while, I thought it might serve a useful function to do it in a humorous way. I sincerely doubt this is a real person with any intention of contributing anything worthwhile to lpsg, and no pandas were harmed in the production of this thread.

 

[Matthew]

Yes, in fact, the French call it the 'Wit of the Staircase'.

Oonnnwww, mais oui, how could I forget ze ... how you call it ... l'esprit d'escalier?

:smoker2: +

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Wow. Madame Z., I have never interacted with you.
But you are the best.
Ooooh.

 

[Lex]

... I could have recommended him for banning as a spammer, but since we hadn't had this "housekeeping" discussion in a little while, I thought it might serve a useful function to do it in a humorous way. ...

"Head On a Pike" always works for me, babe. Impale their asses I say.

 

[surferboy]

Hi Jana!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Impale their asses I say.

Did someone call me?

 

[madame_zora]

Hi Jana!

Holy shit, where have you been hiding?

 

[surferboy]

I just got back here the other day. I have my own return topic