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BronxBombshell said:
This is when I began to laugh so hard that my cat fled. Zora, I want to be just like you when I grow up!

"Don't forget to fuck yourself" is a line I ripped off from Mindless Self Indulgence, as much as I'd love to take the credit myself. Can I still be cool because I quoted it?

Bronx, don't ever grow up- it's highly overrated.
 

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madame_zora said:
"Don't forget to fuck yourself" is a line I ripped off from Mindless Self Indulgence, as much as I'd love to take the credit myself. Can I still be cool because I quoted it?

Bronx, don't ever grow up- it's highly overrated.

My mother always said that it's not important to have the right words or the right information. It's far more important to know where to find those things. You knew whom to quote and when to quote them. That, plus everything else makes you very, very, cool. As for not growing up, I'm delaying as long as I possibly can. :biggrin1:
 

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Something I got today-

FROM LOUIS ALPHONSE
COTE' DIVORE ABIDJAN,


DEAREST ONE,

I AM MR LOUIS ALPHONSE FROM COTE 'DIVOIRE AND I AM CONTACTING YOU IN ASPECT OF ASSISTANCE, IN THE MANAGEMENT OF SUM OF THE MONEY THAT MY FATHER KEEPED IN THE BANK HERE, BEFORE HE WAS KIDNAPED HERE BY THE ASSASINATORS, AND WE HAVE SEARCH ABOUT HIM BUT COULD NOT SEE HIM TILL THIS MOMENT, AND I WAS SCHOOLING IN GHANA SECONDARY SCHOOL BY THEN, AND I DONT WANT TO INVEST THIS MONEY HERE IN MY COUNTRY FOR A PURPOSE, TO BRIEF YOU ABOUT THE PURPOSE SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME VERY WELL, NOW LISTEN TO ME, MY UNCLE WANT'S TO KILL ME NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THIS WHICH BELONG TO MY FATHER, BUT NOT WITH STANDING I AM GOING TO TELL YOU MORE WHEN I COME THERE OK, SO THIS MONEY IS 5.MILLION U.S DOLLARS, BUT IT IS IN THE BANK HERE NOW IN COTE' DIVOIRE ABIDJAN.

MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MACHANT HERE IN MY COUNTRY COTE' DIVOIRE WHEN HE WAS WITH US HERE, AND NOW NO BODY CARES ABOUT MY FUTURE WHY I HAVE AN UNCLE HERE, SO I CANNOT BE STAYING LIKE AN ORPHAN WHO HAS NO HOPE IN LIFE, MEANWHILE I HAVE SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THE BANK AS MY FATHER'S WEALTH, SO I WANT TO YOU TO STAND AS MY GUIDIAN AND AN APPOINTED BENEFICIARY, TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY SINCE I CANNOT DO IT BY MY SELF, SO THAT I WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND STAY, FOR YOU TO SEACH FOR A GOOD BUSINESS WHERE TO INVEST THIS MONEY,


PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATIONS, ON HOW TO PROCEED BY TRANSFERING THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY OK, SO THAT AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MONEY YOU SEND ME SOME MONEY, TO GET MY TRAVELLING PAPERS TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY, AND BE WITH YOU WHILE YOU WILL BE SEACHING FOR A GOOD BUSINESS TO INVEST THIS MONEY, PLEASE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO ASSIST ME IN THIS SITUATION, KINDLY RESPOND URGENT WITH YOUR PHONE NUMBER, SO THAT I WILL CALL YOU AND HAVE SOME ORAL DISCUSSION W ITH YOU OK,
EMAIL ADDRESS,(EMAIL CLEARED)

WITH REGARDS
MR, LOUIS ALPHONS,
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What the fuck. This is from the user "louis1"
Trying to rob me of the whole 25 cents in my bank.
 

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madame_zora said:
Findfirefox, I think you should send him a link to this thread and wish him happy hunting!

I alerted Pecker and he is now banned, though before he was banned he got his own thread and he posted the whole message in a different thread.
 

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findfirefox said:
I alerted Pecker and he is now banned, though before he was banned he got his own thread and he posted the whole message in a different thread.

But we are using his email address anytime a website asks for one, right?!?!

I thought I saw an agreement on that elsewhere here...


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Lex said:
You better know it. I want a front row seat!

In that case, maybe I'll have a seat :wink: .

I still want you. Tell your wonderful husband that it isn't personal and that I will be on my best behavior at the wedding and beyond.

Ah, LUST...