Fucked a 7" carrot tonight

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  1. toadstool

    toadstool New Member

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    i just thought it would be fun so I took a carrot and it was a large 7" with a max girth of 5 in and fucked the hell out of it probably should get a better toy though any suggestions?
     
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    one of the those mini watermelons...
     
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    How did you get your cock into a carrot?
     
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    You should have put it in a salad and given it to someone you don't like.
     
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    That was gonna be my question! Beat me to the punch. So I assume you mean that the carrot fucked you? I've def had my share of carrot fun back in college. You don't even need to use condoms. What could be better!?

     
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    I always used a condom on a carrot, as I felt it would be a bit too rough on my insides otherwise. Also, even though the carrot was washed, I expect it was still covered in small bits of earth with bacteria.
     
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    How big was its dick?
     
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    Did you snuggle with it afterwards?
     
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    One of your 5 fruit and vegetables a day?
     
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    I hope you're going to call it tomorrow.
     
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    Well it was hug a red head day today in ireland but fucking a carrot may have been going a little extreme.
     
  14. toadstool

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    Thanks all just preparing my ass for my first fuck thanks alot for all of the comments
     
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    Go English Cuke and you'll never go back.
     
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    Shouldn't this thread be renamed, "So I got fucked by a carrot tonight"?
     
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    I think I would have chosen a different veggie. Cucumber? Ive eye balled then while shopping but never did it. Seeing things shaped similar to a penis really makes you think. LOL

    Just saying..
     
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    Suprised noone said, What's up Doc?
     
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