Fucked someone 4'11"

[D_Martin van Burden]

Eh, well, using "they" is the pronoun game if, for some reason, you do not wish to disclose the gender of the person you have sex with. Understandable for some people. But I think you're bi, aren't you, Jonah? Whatever. Don't knock him too hard for saying "they." It's bad grammar, and it's unfortunately really popular in everyday usage.

 

[B_spotted_duck]

Obviously, I couldn't get all of it in, but it felt amazing and they accommodated me better than most. I'm addicted to short ppl.

Did they know who you were or what they were in for?

 

[maxcok]

Well, you know what they say . . . .




Then again, what do they know?

 

[D_Edwin Eatser]

Love petite women best - it's like fucking little dolls, you can move them around, pick them up. Sweet!

 

[OCMuscleJock]

Oh yes...the smaller ones are fun girls or guys! Then again...I even the bigger builds I still like to pick up and put them where I want them.

 

[lerotic]

I need to find a picture of the girl i know i have one somewhere.. I fucked a <5ft Austrian girl in Dublin a few years back. I was shocked she could handle me but she did like a trooper... Crazy as a fox though and i was on the first flight home afterwards ..

 

[At.your.cervix]

To this day I can't tell from the outside how a girl is built on the inside. I've slept with tall women with really short vaginas and tiny women who were total size queens. Sort of like Baskin Robins: each flavor is yummy in its own way. That said, a tiny little thing with a nice deep wet pussy seems to be my favorite flavor--I'll take two scoops please!

 

[lapdog2001]

To this day I can't tell from the outside how a girl is built on the inside. I've slept with tall women with really short vaginas and tiny women who were total size queens. Sort of like Baskin Robins: each flavor is yummy in its own way. That said, a tiny little thing with a nice deep wet pussy seems to be my favorite flavor--I'll take two scoops please!

I've been with 3 five-footers, and all had no problem with my length or girth.
As a matter of fact, they enjoyed both immensely!

 

[jjsjr]

I have..... and being 5'2, it was quite a treat to be the taller person.
He also enjoyed that we could both be standing and kissing was still comfortable.

 

[bighardone]

Short women are great, used to fuck a 4foot 11 and she was able to take it all, loved it bottoming out and that gave her orgasms.

 

[D_Ebensneezer_Spooge]

its ok..be addicted to us shorties lol

 

[Calboner]

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

---Randy Newman

 

[maxcok]

Here: short people.

 

[spiritsong72]

Here: short people.

If ANYBODY has the Jennifer Holliday version of this song she sang on "Ally McBeal" for somebody's funeral PLEASE send it to me! I want it sang at my funeral (decades from now, I hope.) Thanks!!! :biggrin1:

 

[B_quietguy]

Obviously, I couldn't get all of it in, but it felt amazing and they accommodated me better than most. I'm addicted to short ppl.

Jonah, I don't know if anyone has asked this before, but do you have a verification photo you can post? If you hold up a sign that says "Jonah @ LPSG" in a photo and all the "Is this the real Jonah?" questions will go away.

 

[koval]

Obviously, I couldn't get all of it in, but it felt amazing and they accommodated me better than most. I'm addicted to short ppl.

I'm seriously jealous of your friend :wink:. Just a pity I'm 6'1". :biggrin1:

 

[B_joshdaniels]

Jonah, I don't know if anyone has asked this before, but do you have a verification photo you can post? If you hold up a sign that says "Jonah @ LPSG" in a photo and all the "Is this the real Jonah?" questions will go away.

jonah, you could consider it an early christmas or belated chanukah present to us all

 

[Symphonic]

Wait, you believe that being short has something to do with vaginal size?

 

[RedRedef]

Never fucked a short chick, although had the chance one time....oh well, I think i'm happy with the 5'6 - 5'8" crowd.

 

[Magnum10x2]

Im a big fan of petite hotties... Whats nicer than a slim petite chick sporting some big "D" titties... - In my travels, Ive had the vast majority of the tiny girls take me all the way, height is no guideline for capacity. Id say a few of the best fucks (EVER) were with tiny chicks.