Fucked up my rod, HELP! (pen0r horror stories)

[749681]

got shot in my dick yesterday while hunting, left a big hole through my rod. pierced the nuts a little but no perma-damage to my sack. im concerned about this, please help!ALSO A GOOD PLACE FOR DICK HORROR STORIES!

 

[MickeyLee]

small game season?

 

[DrCalvin]

what did the ER say you should do?

 

[554279]

got shot in my dick yesterday while hunting, left a big hole through my rod. pierced the nuts a little but no perma-damage to my sack. im concerned about this, please help!ALSO A GOOD PLACE FOR DICK HORROR STORIES!

I helped MEDEVAC a guy once that took a round there. If you did; you wouldn't find the shit so funny and you probably wouldn't be ambulatory enough to be trolling a cock site.

 

[Ed69]

Try a again you failed at being tha lord of anything.Let alone the penis!

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

:bsflag:
since you won't be getting a rise from anything soon I thought I'd help you.