Fucking a watermelon

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Well, we all do things at certain times (young and innocent) that we think are stupid or crazy later...but when you are a horny teenager, working hard (yes) on a farm in the summer, no girls around...watermelons can be a great help.

Many a time, when working on one of the family's farms, I would take a watermelon, cantalope, or honey dew melons...extremely warm inside by the hot sun...and with my pocket knife, cut a plug out of the side.....then sit on the ground and take it in both hands and have a good time pumping that juicy, warm melon. Better than nothing and lots better than jacking...:yup:
Of course it makes a big mess...so you have to be nude doing it....
The sugery juice also draws yellow jackets, bees, and flies...so you had better be near a creek or water to clean off when finished...

EIEIO.... I heard sheep was cleaner? The wool gave you something to hold on too! :rolleyes:
 

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go out in a warm field- where the watermelon has been sitting all day, so the flesh (inside of the melon) is nice and warm....get it up on the back of a truck...

a good friend grew up in rural georgia- said he and his cousins would get bored (and horny) and each would pick a melon....

alternatively cut a hole, pour (you choice of alcohol) in it, put the 'cork' back in it and chill (in a river is good), drink as needed...
 

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And all this time I thought when a guy said he liked my melons...... he was actually eyeing up my garden :(
 

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so.... ummmm, if you were into necrophilia you would fuck a melon straight out of the refrigerated section?

ps.. i am never eating cut fruit from the store... ever.. ever.. again.

pss. i wonder if young horny Hawaiians fuck pineapples.. cuz those pineapple corer things make a pretty neat job of making a whole.
 

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And all this time I thought when a guy said he liked my melons...... he was actually eyeing up my garden :(

:rofl:

Heh LaFemme...Garden...well, maybe that, too..:biggrin:...but, I'd pick your lucious melons
over a warm one in the field....anytime...:yup:
 

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EIEIO.... I heard sheep was cleaner? The wool gave you something to hold on too! :rolleyes:


Well, if the melon is large enough...especially the long ones instead of round...there's
plenty to hold on to...just like grabbing a hold of hips....:yup:
 

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There was an old (1980? 81?) porn movie in which the actors fuck a watermelon simultaneously from the side. Their dicks slide together as they fuck the melon.

Well, it was hot then....