Okay, out of curiousity - how many have tried fucking fruit or vegetables? Strange though funny as hell - never done it myself (yet) but look at this though....
Fucking a watermelon
Fucking a watermelon
Fucking fruits etc...
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I still like the story of a young man who after seeing American Pie,
gets the idea to to try and fuck a pie. But he only has a cold pie.
So he heats it up in the wicrowave, puts his dick in , an receives
severe burns to his johnson.
gets the idea to to try and fuck a pie. But he only has a cold pie.
So he heats it up in the wicrowave, puts his dick in , an receives
severe burns to his johnson.
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and talk about weird ignorant low life types who "think" it is cool to act like a bouncer in a shit house of an Athens brothel
Yes, Danish I have seen guys in Belize do it. I'd be worried where the melon pips may end up.
I had a friend that had an uncut cock. He stuck a raisin under the foreskin and went as a "cookie" one Halloween.:biggrin1:
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Dig it, whatever flips your fligger, you know?
Well, alot of people say their job is a shithole, now at least the low lifes can say it with honesty.
Good lord. Well, I had a g/f in high school who was a nut. Does that count? I mean she was like a half-step down from hand-that-rocks-the-cradle nuts. [shudder]
I have never done this, but if I had, I don't know that I would have the guts to admit to it!
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What's weird is that we often see XXX videos where women routinely take footlong cucumbers and use them up their cunt, but we see one guy take a watermelon to fuck and we think thats unusual.
Well, actually I DO think that's unusual. I don't know about anyone else, but I think it's kind of out of the ordinary to see people shoving produce into themselves (aside from their mouths). Granted, I may be naive. I have never seen any movie where people use veggies in quite that way and I am learning a lot being on this site, but I never envisioned this kind of thing when I heard the FDA wanted you to get 5-7 servings of fruits/vegetables per day. I am constantly amazed by the things I learn here.
I dont think its wierd, I have heard / seen this many times before, but I just dont get where the pleasure lies....hmmm, I think I will pass!
He does that very well. This brings up why I don't get rape. It's just not very damn difficult to get yourself off.
Do you think he's very attracted to the watermelon?
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