Fucking fruits etc...

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  1. Danish25DK

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    Okay, out of curiousity - how many have tried fucking fruit or vegetables? Strange though funny as hell - never done it myself (yet) but look at this though....

    Fucking a watermelon
     
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    I still like the story of a young man who after seeing American Pie,
    gets the idea to to try and fuck a pie. But he only has a cold pie.
    So he heats it up in the wicrowave, puts his dick in , an receives
    severe burns to his johnson.
     
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    Talk about weird shit.
     
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    and talk about weird ignorant low life types who "think" it is cool to act like a bouncer in a shit house of an Athens brothel
     
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    Yes, Danish I have seen guys in Belize do it. I'd be worried where the melon pips may end up.
     
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    He he - Just seems a bit too weird for me... But hey, each to his own, right...
     
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    I had a friend that had an uncut cock. He stuck a raisin under the foreskin and went as a "cookie" one Halloween.:biggrin1:
     
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    Dig it, whatever flips your fligger, you know?

    Well, alot of people say their job is a shithole, now at least the low lifes can say it with honesty.
     
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    Good lord. Well, I had a g/f in high school who was a nut. Does that count? I mean she was like a half-step down from hand-that-rocks-the-cradle nuts. [shudder]

    I have never done this, but if I had, I don't know that I would have the guts to admit to it!
     
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    What's weird is that we often see XXX videos where women routinely take footlong cucumbers and use them up their cunt, but we see one guy take a watermelon to fuck and we think thats unusual.
     
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    Well, actually I DO think that's unusual. I don't know about anyone else, but I think it's kind of out of the ordinary to see people shoving produce into themselves (aside from their mouths). Granted, I may be naive. I have never seen any movie where people use veggies in quite that way and I am learning a lot being on this site, but I never envisioned this kind of thing when I heard the FDA wanted you to get 5-7 servings of fruits/vegetables per day. I am constantly amazed by the things I learn here.
     
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    I dont think its wierd, I have heard / seen this many times before, but I just dont get where the pleasure lies....hmmm, I think I will pass!
     
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    Deleted? Dammit!
    I'm intrigued, a bit repulsed.
    Did it look like this?
     
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    HILARIOUS. ...just a thaugth, if I had 3 tiny dicks instead of 1 big, would I fuck my bowlingball?... I dont think so
     
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    He does that very well. This brings up why I don't get rape. It's just not very damn difficult to get yourself off.

    Do you think he's very attracted to the watermelon?
     
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