Fucking HORRIBLE!!!!

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by D_Elijah_MorganWood, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I've been thinking a lot about vaginas lately and something like this was bound to happen. I found an old girlfriend through one of those high school reunion sites. I was excited because she answered me. The following happened and she broke my heart one more time but not the way she did before...

    I've shared about my ex on here many times and even recently. She was a wild girl...one of those who was mild by day and then by night lost the glasses and office attire and became a real whore. She had more fun in the back seat than she would at a nice restaurant or a play or such. She's the wild slut with the wild, loose, queefy vagina. I wrote about her and her vagina at length on several occasions here. She was a wild fuck, she was built for it. I could fuck her as long and hard as I wanted. Sometimes her pussy would swell up like a puffer fish from getting screwed so long and hard. She fucked half the town. She would have liked it from 3 different guys a day. She had one of those slinky, slutty walks that gets all the boys hard. She had long legs that just wrapped around you as you rammed her. She bit, she scratched, she threw her head back, rolled her eyes and growled like a demon. She was 19 when I met her but her pussy looked twice that. I always said it looked like it had been through 10 years of porn. I fucked her about 200 times and then she moved on. Most of my friends had fucked her. Their friends too...and so on, and so on. She broke up many relationships due to her hungry vagina. Women vandalized her car regularly. When we'd go out on the town, sometimes we'd run into a group of guys and as they walked away she'd say "I fucked every one of them". The beginning of the end of our relationship was when she cheated on me. She probably had before but this time she gave me details: the guy handcuffed her hanging from a drainpipe in a basement and fucked her that way. How come I never thought of that? Shortly after that she stumbled in to my bedroom outta nowhere while I was asleep. She was stinking drunk and was wearing a mini-skirt. Cum ran down her leg as she sat down on my bed. It wasn't mine. I kicked her to the floor and she passed out. She got a handle on herself about year later and she finished college. She seemed to figure out the power her pussy had and channelled it into the greater good rather than creating wreckage. We became friends after that. Anyway, now we've been e-mailing. She sounds different than she did 7 years ago when I spoke to her last. I was genuinely happy to find her. So, we swapped polite questions and she was just a little...too...something. Last time we spoke she was busy fucking as many 19 year-old guys as she could wrap those long legs and big, wild pussy around. She was happy, she had a career and her own home and good friends and was living life. So, she spilled it. She's now a CHRISTIAN!!!! The sighs from every disappointed dick she leaves in her wake will surely cast her into hell. I don't understand!? I know in that town there's probably nothing else to do. Jeez, why her? She always made fun of people who did that and said it was a cop-out when they couldn't face life. One thing though...she's never gonna lose that walk...
     
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    Why is this so horrible? Sounds to me like a good thing, since this decreases the likelihood that her dumb ass will ever breed.
     
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    Don't you get it? They pair up there and pump out 4+ kids a piece! She's not dumb either, she's very intelligent. That makes it worse.
     
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    That's good though, this country needs more soldiers.
    I guess that depends on what you mean by intelligent. I would not call her intelligent.
     
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    Haven't you met brainy sluts? Have you ever fucked? At all?
     
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    Define brainy. Yes. Yes.
     
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    Sarcastic little brat, I have a mind to come over there and give you a good asspounding.
     
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    Eep! I'm not being sarcastic!

    *climbs a tree*
     
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    Fine, I'll go pound someone else's ass. Don't think I'll offer again. Ungrateful brats nowadays...
     
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    :frown:
     
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    Well, you turned away two in one night. I'll have to give my ex-girlfriend a call. Maybe she can...find room for you...heh heh.
     
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    Fucking her stupid would be redundant.
     
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    Newsflash Sorcerer--Christians have sex too--they just don't talk about it (at least not in public). So there may still be many men having a fun time with her.
     
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    A few possibilities:

    1. After all those years of yelling "oh god, oh god take me, oh God, faster, OH GOD" he finally called her back.

    2. She was just after being loved / wanted. Being a "popular" girl didn't work so she turned to someone that did want her and would love her. Getting God to do it is far easier than getting a real person to.

    3. She's had to go under-cover to get the pants off a hot Christian (or two).

    (Directions and plane ticket available is any of the above qualify as sarcastic.)

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    I don't think I quite got the point of your post...
    Sounds like her hubby is a lucky man...
     
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    No, the husband was hypothetical. She's single. If she had one I'd be the first to congratulate her...and him!
     
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    I hope so. If not what a waste. She should have done porn.
     
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    :fing02:

    Got it!
     
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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    people are fucking weird
     
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    Word.
     
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