Fucking HORRIBLE!!!!

[B_horribleperson]

im not seeing what a big deal this is.

your ex was a super huge slut, wanted to change her image so a guy would want to maybe marry her. so she did the most common thing, she found religion.

so now when a guy sleeps with her and asks about her busted vagina she can talk about her evil past and say now she is a changed person, this way he wont care that he cant feel a thing when he is inside her.

 

[Shelby]

what's her phone number?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

im not seeing what a big deal this is.

your ex was a super huge slut, wanted to change her image so a guy would want to maybe marry her. so she did the most common thing, she found religion.

so now when a guy sleeps with her and asks about her busted vagina she can talk about her evil past and say now she is a changed person, this way he wont care that he cant feel a thing when he is inside her.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

what's her phone number?

I'll give it to you but you'll have to get in line after this thread.

 

[madame_zora]

I'll give it to you but you'll have to get in line after this thread.

Yeah, we might have a few big dicked Christians on here willing to help her repent.

 

[headbang8]

Ive seen this happen twice. Once with a college (girl) friend and once with a co-worker.

I don't have time right now to write about them, but would I be correct in assuming there are mommy/daddy issues involved in her distinctive personality?

I'm quite curious about this, Sorcerer.

HB8

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Ive seen this happen twice. Once with a college (girl) friend and once with a co-worker.

I don't have time right now to write about them, but would I be correct in assuming there are mommy/daddy issues involved in her distinctive personality?

I'm quite curious about this, Sorcerer.

HB8

Her dad was a little distant but nothing terrible. I think she was just born that way. Her brother was always rubbing his crotch or in his room jerking off. I often wondered if he had a big cock because she had a big pussy? She always claimed to have "an Electra Complex".

What I wonder is this: does someone have to have something wrong with them because they want to fuck all the time? I had another friend who worked in every legal bordello in the state of Nevada. She was baudy, fun and tall as hell at 6'2". Then she got religion. The boyfriend too. She always loved telling me how big his cock was and how good it felt. He liked to tease me with it too telling me he was gonna use it on me one day. Anyway, OVERNIGHT they became stiff, stick-in-the-mud born-agains. If I cursed they would try to stop me. It was then I threw their number out. I've often mentioned my friend who is a porn star. I don't know much about her past but I do know that she LOVES to fuck and she lives for it...and LOVES making porn. She quit for a while and was miserable.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yeah, we might have a few big dicked Christians on here willing to help her repent.

Or a few big dicked non-Christians to lure her back to the dark side!

 

[Love-it]

Guilt eats from the outside in and then from the inside out.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Guilt eats from the outside in and then from the inside out.

WTF???

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

sorcerer arent you a fag tho?

Most of the time

 

[RideRocket]

sorcerer arent you a fag tho?

How about reading his profile info? It says 99% gay and 1% Straight...

 

[invisibleman]

Newsflash Sorcerer--Christians have sex too--they just don't talk about it (at least not in public). So there may still be many men having a fun time with her.

Yeah, just like any sexperience you have with a Christian or not, quality is on a per case basis. She could be out there still fucking just not wanting a Sorceror's magic wand.

 

[invisibleman]

How about reading his profile info? It says 99% gay and 1% Straight...

Yeah, I'm 99% on admiring gay men. My 1% straight is purely on admiration straight guys. I am not really into straight guys. I'm all about letting the straight guys get all the pussy afforded to them. Let me have my gay man. (GoneA and Spladle get all my tantra sex straight female friend contact numbers. They hook me up with some of their hottie gay male admirers. Balance. Hehehehe.)

 

[Love-it]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Love-it
Guilt eats from the outside in and then from the inside out.

WTF???

I thought it was rather obvious: guilt, foisted on your girlfriend by the "righteous" has eaten her up and that guilt also eats from within.

Her problem is that she listened hard and believed deep when people told her she was a "bad girl" and in order to be a "good girl" she had to join the church. She now hides behind religion and is lost to reason and reality.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Newsflash Sorcerer--Christians have sex too--they just don't talk about it (at least not in public).

Speak for yourself. It's no secret that I'm a Christian, but I'm not exactly shy about talking about sex ... even in public.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Speak for yourself. It's no secret that I'm a Christian, but I'm not exactly shy about talking about sex ... even in public.

Jacinto gets it but some people don't seem to unless I lay it all out there in explicit, nauseating detail. I have nothing against Christians. The really offensive ones are the Nouveau Christians. The ones that apparently change overnight and demand that you do the same or "we don't love what you do but we love you" in that condescending tone that makes you want to lop their heads off. What really irks me about this is the same thing always happens: they are my friend one day and the next...they're walking around spewing stuff like what I wrote above with an insincere smile that looks like someone gave them a lobotomy. I can never respect someone who resigns themselves to groupthink, no matter who the group is. An intelligent human being listens, processes, internalizes and then decides for themselves what is right for them.

I have very good friends who are Christians and they feel no need to save me, refrain from talking about sex or think they're going to hell if they use the "f" word. We tell dirty jokes, curse, laugh and live. They're fun, spunky and they don't try to ram their beliefs down my throat. Jacinto falls into this catagory. My ex does not fall into this catagory. Unfortunately, it's seems she's had the lobotomy instead.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yeah, just like any sexperience you have with a Christian or not, quality is on a per case basis. She could be out there still fucking just not wanting a Sorceror's magic wand.

I haven't fucked her in years. I guarantee you that if I went to her place, whipped out my cock and rubbed it up and down across her crotch, we'd be horizontal in 2 seconds flat.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

how about reading the first post of this thread and seeing how hes lamenting how he was banging the shit out of lady/bitch/dork/retard/slut

is that what gay men do????

Fuck me you must be thick as absolute fuck

fucking jackass

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

Actually I am "thick as absolute fuck"

Jealous much Heather?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yeah, I'm 99% on admiring gay men. My 1% straight is purely on admiration straight guys. I am not really into straight guys. I'm all about letting the straight guys get all the pussy afforded to them. Let me have my gay man. (GoneA and Spladle get all my tantra sex straight female friend contact numbers. They hook me up with some of their hottie gay male admirers. Balance. Hehehehe.)

I think we're gonna be good friends.