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Hi, wondering if any of you have or have tried a fucking machine? I've seen videos and it looks like fun!
 
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I don't have nor have I used one but they look like they could be fun.
However, I've looked into it a little and I've read that they tend to be pretty noisy, like running a loud drill in your room for however long. Since I live in an old, cheaply built apartment with absolutely shit sound insulation between neighbours, I don't really want to be running "power tools" at all hours of the night.

So I've put this possible purchase off until I can rent a house vs an apartment with neighbours on the other side of the bedroom wall. I can hear when Don is talking on the phone and nearly make out his conversation.

My research also says that "you definitely get what you pay for". Or don't pay. Cheaper models, ~$90 when I last looked, tend to be noisiest and don't have much power.

I'm going to keep an eye on this thread to see what good ideas others have and like/dislike about any such machines they have tried.
 

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I don't have nor have I used one but they look like they could be fun.
However, I've looked into it a little and I've read that they tend to be pretty noisy, like running a loud drill in your room for however long. Since I live in an old, cheaply built apartment with absolutely shit sound insulation between neighbours, I don't really want to be running "power tools" at all hours of the night.

So I've put this possible purchase off until I can rent a house vs an apartment with neighbours on the other side of the bedroom wall. I can hear when Don is talking on the phone and nearly make out his conversation.

My research also says that "you definitely get what you pay for". Or don't pay. Cheaper models, ~$90 when I last looked, tend to be noisiest and don't have much power.

I'm going to keep an eye on this thread to see what good ideas others have and like/dislike about any such machines they have tried.
So far not too much interest! I know they can be expensive. Perhaps just us Canadians are interested!
 

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I've had 3 different machines. Condensed verdict, love them, you get what you pay for.

The first one was a cheaper model from Fort Troff. I had it for a few years, but didn't use it much because I was having problems getting it to line up and penetrate. Finally figured it out and used the hell out of it. The controller was broken when it dropped and I stepped on it. I decided to get a new machine, one that had better features (more power, better speed adjustment and more range of depth).

The next one was the most expensive model, it was around $800. I set it up the day it arrived. It was not going to work, it had no power. I had already opened my hole with a huge dildo, made sure the dildo on the machine was lubed up, made sure my hole was extra lubed and tried the machine. NOTHING! It didn't have enough power to push a smaller dildo into my open hole. I wrote the company I bought it from, they apologized and said it was a new product for them. I sent it back and they refunded my money.

So then I did a search for the best machine and found the Hismith. Best machine! Great adjustable speed, the depth is adjustable, great power, They sell lots of attachments for the machine. It comes with 3 way to control the machine (wired, wireless and phone app). The phone app lets you connect with other users world-wide. You can use one of the programs that come with the machine or you can use one of the 100's of user-programs. And a feature I haven't tried out with the app yet is you can let somebody on the internet control the speed/power of the machine remotely. The machine was $500 and sometimes they have their products on Amazon.

The Fort Troff model is cheap but dependable. I will say this about FT, I wrote them about replacing the broken controller. (It had been 3 or 4 years since I had bought the machine). I wanted to see if I could buy a new one. 3 days later, I had a new one at my front door, sent free.

The only good thing I can say about the 2nd machine was it had the best stand for the machine. But I couldn't afford $800 for a machine that had so little power.

I love the HiSmith. It has the best features and was reasonably priced. The stand was okay. I did have to Google about how to use the machine. It is so lightweight, when it pushes the dildo, it wants to push the machine away instead of the dildo into me. (People on the internet recommended placing 20 pound weights behind each leg for stability.) I had some weights that I wasn't using and placed them behind each leg and that did the trick. I have bought more accessories for the machine from both the company and Amazon. I highly recommend this model.
 

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I've had 3 different machines. Condensed verdict, love them, you get what you pay for.

The first one was a cheaper model from Fort Troff. I had it for a few years, but didn't use it much because I was having problems getting it to line up and penetrate. Finally figured it out and used the hell out of it. The controller was broken when it dropped and I stepped on it. I decided to get a new machine, one that had better features (more power, better speed adjustment and more range of depth).

The next one was the most expensive model, it was around $800. I set it up the day it arrived. It was not going to work, it had no power. I had already opened my hole with a huge dildo, made sure the dildo on the machine was lubed up, made sure my hole was extra lubed and tried the machine. NOTHING! It didn't have enough power to push a smaller dildo into my open hole. I wrote the company I bought it from, they apologized and said it was a new product for them. I sent it back and they refunded my money.

So then I did a search for the best machine and found the Hismith. Best machine! Great adjustable speed, the depth is adjustable, great power, They sell lots of attachments for the machine. It comes with 3 way to control the machine (wired, wireless and phone app). The phone app lets you connect with other users world-wide. You can use one of the programs that come with the machine or you can use one of the 100's of user-programs. And a feature I haven't tried out with the app yet is you can let somebody on the internet control the speed/power of the machine remotely. The machine was $500 and sometimes they have their products on Amazon.

The Fort Troff model is cheap but dependable. I will say this about FT, I wrote them about replacing the broken controller. (It had been 3 or 4 years since I had bought the machine). I wanted to see if I could buy a new one. 3 days later, I had a new one at my front door, sent free.

The only good thing I can say about the 2nd machine was it had the best stand for the machine. But I couldn't afford $800 for a machine that had so little power.

I love the HiSmith. It has the best features and was reasonably priced. The stand was okay. I did have to Google about how to use the machine. It is so lightweight, when it pushes the dildo, it wants to push the machine away instead of the dildo into me. (People on the internet recommended placing 20 pound weights behind each leg for stability.) I had some weights that I wasn't using and placed them behind each leg and that did the trick. I have bought more accessories for the machine from both the company and Amazon. I highly recommend this model.
Thanks so much. Great response. I appreciate the time you took to give such a detailed response.
 

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Thanks so much. Great response. I appreciate the time you took to give such a detailed response.
I bought my first fuck machine kind of as a joke. Didn't really expect to use it that much, and for the first few years, I didn't use it. But once I figured out the best setup, I was hooked. It was very addicting.
 
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I've had 3 different machines. Condensed verdict, love them, you get what you pay for.

The first one was a cheaper model from Fort Troff. I had it for a few years, but didn't use it much because I was having problems getting it to line up and penetrate. Finally figured it out and used the hell out of it. The controller was broken when it dropped and I stepped on it. I decided to get a new machine, one that had better features (more power, better speed adjustment and more range of depth).

The next one was the most expensive model, it was around $800. I set it up the day it arrived. It was not going to work, it had no power. I had already opened my hole with a huge dildo, made sure the dildo on the machine was lubed up, made sure my hole was extra lubed and tried the machine. NOTHING! It didn't have enough power to push a smaller dildo into my open hole. I wrote the company I bought it from, they apologized and said it was a new product for them. I sent it back and they refunded my money.

So then I did a search for the best machine and found the Hismith. Best machine! Great adjustable speed, the depth is adjustable, great power, They sell lots of attachments for the machine. It comes with 3 way to control the machine (wired, wireless and phone app). The phone app lets you connect with other users world-wide. You can use one of the programs that come with the machine or you can use one of the 100's of user-programs. And a feature I haven't tried out with the app yet is you can let somebody on the internet control the speed/power of the machine remotely. The machine was $500 and sometimes they have their products on Amazon.

The Fort Troff model is cheap but dependable. I will say this about FT, I wrote them about replacing the broken controller. (It had been 3 or 4 years since I had bought the machine). I wanted to see if I could buy a new one. 3 days later, I had a new one at my front door, sent free.

The only good thing I can say about the 2nd machine was it had the best stand for the machine. But I couldn't afford $800 for a machine that had so little power.

I love the HiSmith. It has the best features and was reasonably priced. The stand was okay. I did have to Google about how to use the machine. It is so lightweight, when it pushes the dildo, it wants to push the machine away instead of the dildo into me. (People on the internet recommended placing 20 pound weights behind each leg for stability.) I had some weights that I wasn't using and placed them behind each leg and that did the trick. I have bought more accessories for the machine from both the company and Amazon. I highly recommend this model.
Great info, thanks for sharing!

Ah, yes. I've seen HiSmith being a highly recommended brand on whatever sites I looked at for reviews & recommendations.

What is your take on the noise levels, as you've had different machines to listen to? Any complaints from neighbours about "drilling" late at night LOL?
 
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Great info, thanks for sharing!

Ah, yes. I've seen HiSmith being a highly recommended brand on whatever sites I looked at for reviews & recommendations.

What is your take on the noise levels, as you've had different machines to listen to? Any complaints from neighbours about "drilling" late at night LOL?
The only sound I remember from the $800 machine was the sound of my disappointment on spending that much money for a machine that couldn't do anything. As for between the FortTroff machine and the HiSmith, the HiSmith is quieter, but even the FortTroff isn't that loud that my neighbors would complain. I would be more worried about my moans and grunts or even the sound from the porn playing on the tv than I would about the fuck machines. They aren't that loud.
 
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I am a power bottom. When I am getting stuffed it is with very large toys (i.e. way bigger and thicker than human sized). the Kong fucking machine, which I've gotten to use, really does the job. The L and XL toys (like my Chance from Bad-Dragon or Orobas from TwistedBeast) are enormous heavy mounds of silicone and thus wind up weighing a good deal more then your average cock toy. Kong is a large piece of equipment but it can handle the giant toys. Its weight and frame ensure it will stay in one place while your ass is getting mechanically plowed to pleasurable ruin. And, as with the previous posters' "you get what you pay for" mantra, this one comes with a large price tag, but well worth it.
 

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I bought myself a hismith as a Christmas present and it's been pretty good so far.

It's not too noisy on the speeds I like but it does move about a bit so need to find a way to keep it stable

Have so far only been able to use it doggy style so need to explore getting it in other angles as would like to be a bit more comfortable for me

Have posted a clip of me using it on my profile
 
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