Fucking Machines ...

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by stretcher74, May 7, 2007.

  1. stretcher74

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    Lee pointing out that some of us may think about sex to much inspired me to sort out my sex-toys .I was just sorting out my box/chest of toys and realized how much stuff I own. I mean seriously the stuff under my bed/dresser/bedroom could provide inventory for a pretty awesome sex/BDSM store.

    Anyways, tangentally I'm just wondering how many women have fantasies about fucking machines, or mechanical stimulation, etc.

    Not talking about vibrators but actual fucking(or making love if you prefer) machine-sex. FUCKINGMACHINES! Sex at 350 rpm. Robots gone crazy give women huge orgasms. Machine fucking, sex, dildos, fucking, vibrators, anal, porn, xxx, sluts. sex at 3500 RPM type stuff.

    Is this a male-only/predominant fetish ?

    No posts pointing out I'm a pervert please. No need to restate the obvious.
     
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    I have to say those look awesome, havent got a female perspective of it but definately very visually pleasing from a male perspective :smile:
     
  3. IntoxicatingToxin

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    I'm still not sure how I feel about these... I'll let you know when I decide. :smile:
     
  4. burns1de

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    From what I can tell from the videos I've seen, those machines make a shitload of noise, so it's probably not the kind of stuff someone would like to have in the appartment. ;)
     
  5. stretcher74

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    Sybian in particular makes an absurd amount of noise. I guess at the other end of the spectrum is Monkey Rocker™ (just heard about this one)
     
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    looks like fun to me :smile: some of them look a bit scary though lol
     
  7. burns1de

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    Check out those quotes from their website:
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Obviously, you deserve all the pleasure you can get. But human partners can sometimes let you down. If you find yourself wishing your lover or lovers were more dependable or more available, may we suggest one that will get you off anytime, every time.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][...][/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Though it can't hug you back, or cuddle, it's perfectly understandable for you to develop feelings for your Monkey Rocker.™ After all, from the moment you remove it from the unmarked box it arrives in, your Monkey Rocker™ is ready and eager to please you. Just attach the handle assembly and your favorite dildo, and it's ready to play[/FONT]

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]And when you're done, you're done. That's it. Your Monkey Rocker™ doesn't have any expectations. Your Monkey Rocker™ will never berate you for taking too long, coming too soon, leaving suddenly, staying out all night, talking too much, drinking too much or seeing other machines. And no matter
    [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]how big or small it is, your Monkey Rocker™ loves your ass. Back it on up. Bring it on. You never have to wonder what it REALLY thinks of you; your Monkey Rocker™ LOVES you! And is always ready to prove it.[/FONT]
    Whaaaaaa...? LMAO.

    If evil robots from outer space wanted to create a fucking machine destined to convert our Earth women into their personal sex slaves, they'd invent Monkey Rocker.

    Protect our women, ban the Monkey Rocker! lol...
     
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    intresting i will try anything once twice even at times
     
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    I've had BFs freak because they saw my dildo, which isn't even of monstrous proportions. I can only imagine the nightmare of reassurance required if they saw one of those.
     
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    I dream about this stuff... Since I started being interested in sex.
     
  11. stretcher74

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    reviving my own thread, Does anyone *else* own any of this stuff ?

    Venus 2000
    Sybian
    Monkey Rocker

    other machines ?
     
  12. Ethyl

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    No, and I wouldn't. I'd be happy to try someone else's.machine once. If penetration occured by any method other than my hands, my first reaction would be to grab on to someone's shoulders, arms, hands, waist, ass....wrap my legs around their waist....things you can't do with these machines.
     
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    I'd be happy to let you, but I'm not flying out to Saturn :)
     
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    I once saw a video from their site where Penny Flame test drove several of their creations in succession. To say it was intense would be the understatement of the day.
     
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    I have this comical visual of you trying to get that machine through airport security...
     
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