Fucking rope snapped on my damn tarpaulin!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by ManlyBanisters, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. ManlyBanisters

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    Pisses me off!!

    Fucking thing...
     
  2. Axcess

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    Sorry to hear that . I hope you can resolve this problem soon.:smile::smile:
     
  3. Pecker

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    Well, snap!
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    Yeah - I'm done with that fucking rope - disrespecting me!!

    I'm going to go out and get me a NEW rope - I'll show that frayed ol' piece of shit!

    Sorry to hear that Pecker - I guess you know how I feel :cry:
     
  5. Biggie77

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    Haha, your rope snapped.

    :dance:
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    You cruel bastard!! I'm going to die of frustration and sadness and come back and haunt you for that - you motherfucker!!

    Not that I care or anything... :cool:
     
  7. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh just when you needed to bounce you end up swinging. I know the feeling.......:biggrin1::wink:
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    Why does everything you say make me horny? :rolleyes:
     
  9. Pecker

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    Rope-a-dope?
     
  10. ManlyBanisters

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    Sure can feel like that around here sometimes...

    Aren't you fuckers tired yet?
     
  11. Mr. Snakey

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    LMAO:biggrin1:
     
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    I heard having people piss up ropes can cause the rope to weaken. Could this be the case?
     
  13. ManlyBanisters

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    I've heard of a rope pissin' so-and-so who thinks none too highly of me but I'd be well surprised if he travelled all this way to piss up MY rope!

    Besides - the part that snapped was parallel to the ground - not perpendicular - wouldn't be enough of a challenge.
     
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    I'm surprised no one's asked you what you were using a tarpaulin for. So, what were you using a tarpaulin for?
     
  15. ManlyBanisters

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    Coverin' shit 'n' shit - wassit to ya!? :tongue:
     
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    I was worrying you were using it to bury a body :)
     
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    Bloody cheap French rope. You need a good American rope. It'll tie down anything.
     
  18. ManlyBanisters

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    *shifty eyes*

    No - no - not at all...

    Even fidgety Irish women? :rolleyes:
     
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    Especially fidgety Irish women
     
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    Something to add to your reminder list when packing then?
     
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