Fucking rope snapped on my damn tarpaulin!

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One might ask you the same after busting your last tarp. Or would that be someone?

*innocent eyes* What? Who? Me? Why? :flirt:

haha this threads hilarious:tongue:

You wouldn't say that if the rope had snapped on your damn tarp! :mad:

What is really needed is a bag of quick lime.
Don't use a tarpaulin, it will hamper the rapid decomposition of the body.......................................or so I've been told.:cool:

Yes - but how do you get the body there without leaving trace evidence? Hmm? Hmm? You haven't thought this through, have ya!!

i can probably work up a few ropes for ya

Will they be big and thick enough to stop my tarp blowing away?

That happened to me once. I was afraid for a while that she'd end up getting pregnant.

They have those itty, bitty 1"x1" tarps in Texas, huh?

Duct tape and a shower curtain is the best!Trust me.:shhh:

Man knows what he's talking about!

Are you really a trucker named Dave?

Sid, actually - but don't let on you know...
 

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I still don't get why you tie up your carp with a rope? Its not like they can just jump out of the water and walk away or anything.
 

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I still don't get why you tie up your carp with a rope? Its not like they can just jump out of the water and walk away or anything.

Zen you 'ave never seen ze French carp! :eek:

Anyway - I'm not tying down carp - it tarts! Shit, I mean, turds, NO! I mean tramps - OH for FUCK'S SAKE!! Now you've got me all confused...

Oh hang, why am I shouting at you - you were Just Asking... :tongue:

*cheesy drumroll please* :rolleyes:

(that's a bit like a cheesy breadroll but harder on the teeth)

Sorry, somebody stop me plea...
 

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Zen you 'ave never seen ze French carp! :eek:

Anyway - I'm not tying down carp - it tarts! Shit, I mean, turds, NO! I mean tramps - OH for FUCK'S SAKE!! Now you've got me all confused...

Oh hang, why am I shouting at you - you were Just Asking... :tongue:

*cheesy drumroll please* :rolleyes:

(that's a bit like a cheesy breadroll but harder on the teeth)

Sorry, somebody stop me plea...


Non, but we av erd ze Frenzh carp.

Such low hanging fruit is hard to resist.

And why has no one asked, was your rope hemp or flax?
 

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that's what i first thought she meant,but i googled it
and it is the full pronunciation of the word "tarp"
i never knew that.
 

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Yeah - I'm done with that fucking rope - disrespecting me!!

I'm going to go out and get me a NEW rope - I'll show that frayed ol' piece of shit!
I look forward to seeing these photos- perhaps the final humilitation shown that rope by exposing it on here, will teach it not to hang around here any more.
 

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Non, but we av erd ze Frenzh carp.

Such low hanging fruit is hard to resist.

And why has no one asked, was your rope hemp or flax?

I ere ze French carp all ze fucking time - I ave to fucking live ere!!

My rope was cheap synthetic shite imported from China - I would have been OK with hemp!

my guess is it was sisal or manilla.
hemp would be ideal though.

NOW you fucking tell me!

Do you mean trampoline?

No.

that's what i first thought she meant,but i googled it
and it is the full pronunciation of the word "tarp"
i never knew that.

Yes. Didn't you? Is 'tarpaulin' not in common usage?

I look forward to seeing these photos- perhaps the final humilitation shown that rope by exposing it on here, will teach it not to hang around here any more.

Good idea!! I knotted that bastard good! (see image)

Three pieces of string walk in to a bar - the 1st piece of string goes up to the bartender and says "Three beers please" - "Sorry, mate, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string in this town". Disappointed the 3 pieces of string move on to another bar - this time the 2nd piece of string approaches the bartender - but the same thing happens - "Three beers please" - "Listen, we don't serve alcohol to pieces of string in this town". They go into a 3rd bar - they hide in a dark booth. The 3rd piece of string says "Hey, I have a plan!" He messes himself up, tangling and pulling apart his ends until he is in a right state - He approaches the bartender. "Three beers please" - the bartender regards him suspiciously, "Are you a piece of string" - "No, I'm a frayed knot"
(afraid not / a frayed knot - geddit, geddit? huh? :rolleyes:

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