Fucking rope snapped on my damn tarpaulin!

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Nothing camp about ME!! Hick, well, I'm not so sure... :tongue::biggrin1:

And if he's Huck am I Tom Sawyer? :eek: (I always suspected those two..)
...and let's not forget to have Injun Joe join in as well (maybe Becky Thatcher can take notes on how to please a man).




Is there a Becky Thatcher around these parts? Perhaps it's time for a casting call...
 

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Are you offering your services?

Becky Thatcher was an annoying little twat if memory serves... Monster? :eek::rolleyes:
My services are always available to sweet young ladies and laddies as well. Who do you you believe would best fit the role (and outfit) of Aunt Polly who was having a sordid affair with Jim. No, you can't have that part as well, you already decided to be Tom.


I'll be returning later after I have selected the best materials for the raft I will be making... what was that brand of rope you used? I'd rather not have my raft meeting the same fate as your tarp.
 

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My services are always available to sweet young ladies and laddies as well. Who do you you believe would best fit the role (and outfit) of Aunt Polly who was having a sordid affair with Jim. No, you can't have that part as well, you already decided to be Tom.

I think simcha would make a darling Aunt Polly - don't you?

I'll be returning later after I have selected the best materials for the raft I will be making... what was that brand of rope you used? I'd rather not have my raft meeting the same fate as your tarp.

I'll find you some hemp - you canweave from the stem - I have something else in mind for the leaves...
(yes I know it's not exactly the same and has a barely existant thc content but it's a joke - stretch the imagination people!!)
 

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I'll find you some hemp - you canweave from the stem - I have something else in mind for the leaves...
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If you're gonna use for uh, er,"medicinal purposes", then I'd better see a prescription, if not, then let's find a secluded spot somewhere & toke up.:biggrin1::cool::rolleyes:
J/K.
 

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Most women don't require a tarp in place of a diaphragm.

Most men don't require beating about the head with a frayed knotted rope.
Oooh...an all out melee is in the works! How will this turn out? Will Pecker consent to take on the role of Becky Thatcher in the LPSG production of the All New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn? Will ManlyBanisters find a way to keep Northland from lighting the hemp rope on the raft in order to have a good time? Will Hickboy consummate his relationship with Tom or will Injun Joe get in the way? Will Aunt Polly explain why she never learned to bake?
 

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Ha one minute you're up the next minute you're down - you'll snap out of it.
 

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Unless they're Young and Hung and need to switch-off those persistent boners...

Now you gone and got me all riled up thinking beating on young, hung men with persistant boners :redface::biggrin::redface::biggrin:

Oooh...an all out melee is in the works! How will this turn out? Will Pecker consent to take on the role of Becky Thatcher in the LPSG production of the All New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn? Will ManlyBanisters find a way to keep Northland from lighting the hemp rope on the raft in order to have a good time? Will Hickboy consummate his relationship with Tom or will Injun Joe get in the way? Will Aunt Polly explain why she never learned to bake?

Dammit man, light that rope and pass it over here - now to answer your questions:

Badly, yes, no but she didn't want to, can't undo history and no, yes but you won't like it.

Ha one minute you're up the next minute you're down - you'll snap out of it.

Tarpaulin, my tarpaulin!! Not trampoline :rolleyes:
 

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Dammit man, light that rope and pass it over here
I have to share this rope? Good thing I'm on the second rope line right now and therefore in a generous mood...
Tarpaulin, my tarpaulin!! Not trampoline :rolleyes:
How about we merge the rope and the Trampoline? Then we could go Boing Boing Bong Bong Boing Boing Bong Bong...underneath the hastily resurected TARPaulin.


Anyone have some chips for me to eat? Damned rope made me hungry...
 

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Was this a metaphor, MB? :tongue:

Nope - had a rope, on a tarp - fucker snapped.

...the fuck is a tarpaulin? I don't wanna look it up.

A tarp, jock - you know - a big fuckin' waterproof sheet thingie.

I have to share this rope? Good thing I'm on the second rope line right now and therefore in a generous mood...
How about we merge the rope and the Trampoline? Then we could go Boing Boing Bong Bong Boing Boing Bong Bong...underneath the hastily resurected TARPaulin.

Anyone have some chips for me to eat? Damned rope made me hungry...

Fuck the chips, fuck the trampoline, fuck the rope - let's go straight to the "Boing Boing Bong Bong Boing Boing Bong Bong", whatever that is - sounds great!! :biggrin1:
 

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Fuck the chips, fuck the trampoline, fuck the rope - let's go straight to the "Boing Boing Bong Bong Boing Boing Bong Bong", whatever that is - sounds great!! :biggrin1:
Yes, it does, especially the boing'ing part. Would you care to experiment with me?
 

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Bloody hell Earl,
If that answer doesn't bring on another screaming hissy fit from another cunt hater, nothing else will!!