Fucking so hard you break shit

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Well, I must admit (with pride, I might add) that my wife and I have broken our share of items... a thick mahogoney bed, a chair, a kitchen table... all in the throws of passion. However, she loves me to rip her panties off with my teeth.... or simple shred them with my hands.....

come to think of it, I am one lucky man!!!! (sorry for bragging)
 

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Oh yeah, been there done that, most women wont let me fuck them as hard as id like but, dudes are a different story,alot of dudes like it hard and rough, the way i love to fuck Ive broken beds, lamps, nightstands and it was all well worth it :wink:
mmmmmmmmmmm I always new we where meant to be together :kiss:
 

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Seems a lot of people are rather careless.

I focus strictly on destroying the poonanny. I'm not a big fan of breaking my own shit, at least. I got speakers and technology throughout my place. But I am intent of getting that pussy inside out by the time I am done. I like when a girl has to scramble back on the bed when you are inside her because it is so deep. You start on the edge of the bed, and within a few dozen seconds of stroking, her head is back against the window, but she likes it...just can't take it.

I did fuck up a girl's weave though. But she was telling me to do it.
 

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I focus strictly on destroying the poonanny. I'm not a big fan of breaking my own shit, at least. I got speakers and technology throughout my place. But I am intent of getting that pussy inside out by the time I am done. I like when a girl has to scramble back on the bed when you are inside her because it is so deep. You start on the edge, and within a few dozen seconds of stroking, her head is back against the window, but she likes it...just can't take it.

I did fuck up a girl's weave though. But she was telling me to do it.

Oooh.
Yo duh man, Skull.
Yo duh man.:cool:
 

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I focus strictly on destroying the poonanny. I'm not a big fan of breaking my own shit, at least. Nor am I. :wink: I got speakers and technology throughout my place. But I am intent of getting that pussy inside out by the time I am done. I like when a girl has to scramble back on the bed when you are inside her because it is so deep. You start on the edge, and within a few dozen seconds of stroking, her head is back against the window, but she likes it...just can't take it.

I did fuck up a girl's weave though. But she was telling me to do it.
OMG! :eek: That was you! :redface: Dude, I have been looking for your number. :flirt: :wink:

I wish women would let me fuck harder too, Monster. My natural instinct is to plunge as deep as I can, pull almost all the way out and slam back in as hard as I can, at jackhammer speed. Oh well. That's what guys are for ;)
You have been fucking the wrong women. FYI - You can fuck a pussy quite hard without jack hammering. Jack hammering is for 16 yr old novices. :rolleyes: Also I can take a harder pounding anally than vaginally . . . just saying.:cool:

Seems a lot of people are rather careless.
:rofl: ROTFLMAO! Spoken like a virgin or someone who has never owned cheap Ikea furniture. :lmao:
 

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I wish women would let me fuck harder too, Monster. My natural instinct is to plunge as deep as I can, pull almost all the way out and slam back in as hard as I can, at jackhammer speed. Oh well. That's what guys are for ;)

Why haven't we met?!? :tongue::tongue:

Seems a lot of people are rather careless.

And that was the big hotbtminla laugh of the day... :biggrin1:
 

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In gay porn scenes the bottom guys always look like they are half hurting and half in pure pleasure when the top is really laying it into them so much LOL. Their bubble butts jiggle and slap and the top is grunting and groaning and slapping that arse with his free hand while the table top is groaning and rattling under the intense thrusting motions.
Nah, cant see the attraction to rough fucking at all LOL
 

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In gay porn scenes the bottom guys always look like they are half hurting and half in pure pleasure when the top is really laying it into them so much LOL. Their bubble butts jiggle and slap and the top is grunting and groaning and slapping that arse with his free hand while the table top is groaning and rattling under the intense thrusting motions.
Nah, cant see the attraction to rough fucking at all LOL

Me either. I mean, the idea of feeling of a large cock hard as a steel pipe thrusting repeatedly and deeply into my ass by a hot guy who's focused entirely on using my ass to get himself off and telling me how much he needed my ass to give him relief, and him trying to push my boundaries to see just how much I can take... utter balderdash and so not a turn on. :biggrin1:
 

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Hi,
your story make me hard:biggrin1:
A day, in vacancy at friends who had left some the hour, we fucked with my gf: the fantastic ride and the bed broke itself ( the side) when they returned we were a little sorry. But they were not irritated. My friend was jalous because he had no fuck for several days...:biggrin1:
 

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Me either. I mean, the idea of feeling of a large cock hard as a steel pipe thrusting repeatedly and deeply into my ass by a hot guy who's focused entirely on using my ass to get himself off and telling me how much he needed my ass to give him relief, and him trying to push my boundaries to see just how much I can take... utter balderdash and so not a turn on. :biggrin1:

SOUNDS AWFUL!
 

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I've read that Dennis Rodman fucked a broad so hard that he broke his dick ... twice! (He was hitting it doggy-style; his dick slipped out; and instead of slowly re-inserting it, he attempted to jam it back in at full speed ... and his shit went snap! Ouch!)

He had people in the hospital looking at his shit. (He was semi-conscious; and the nurses, without his consent, admitted people into his room for a ... glimpse.)

Fucking unreal.

P.S. What must it be like to try to pee through a broken dick? Oh, the pain!
 

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Fucked so hard one day we brought down the twin towers...back in '01 as I recall...

What a fucking redneck thing to say. Does that mean you 'got yo' panties in a wad'? You havin' some possum f' suppah?

How 'bout y'all's bird dogs? How're them suckers?

Doesn't interest me to break things or even cum on nice things while fucking--kid stuff. Breaking things should be for punishing somebody who's been a shithead--then smash a few goblets from the crystal cabinet, that'll teach whatever male or female bitch. Cumming on sheets is all right, but no point cumming on the sofa and leaving dumb-ass stains.