OK , all of us big guys are always faced with the fuck/suck dilemma. I don't care if you are gay or straight, this problem happens to all of us.
So instead of your usual relase, where you know how to handle your own dick, you have a favirote lube, and you pick out your favirote porno. I offer you these possible sexual problems I have observed when I attempt sex.
Problem A: :wub: Potential Sexual partner is greedy at the size of your dick, and enters the sexual situation, knowing well off they wont be able to fit you in there mouth or vagina/ass. But attempt it anyway.
Problem B: :lol: When oral sex is attempted, they barely get the head in, but rather then feel warm lips and tounge, all you get is some beaver carving on your pole. Or they are to frightned to even try, so stupidly keep banging it against there chin.
Problem C: :blink: Assuming we are all gentlemen, and take the time to loosen our partners up to accomidate our large size, ,they want us to fuck them. And although you were able to get a few fingers in before, there ass goes into shock and tightens, the second you push against the hole.
Problem D: So you got the head in, but it ain't taken no more. Your partner is whining for you to fuck 'em, but there ass just wont relax. So as you are trying, more and more lube, and trying to stay hard enough to fuck, they wont keep there ass in one place.
Problem E: Fuck, I cant feel my dick anymore. Being single, I take the side of using condoms. Between how tight the rubber is wrapped on you, and there way too tight, tense ass, you relize, you cant feel any sensations anymore.
The very rare Problem F: Ok, all of sudden, your partner nears there orgasm, the hole opens up, you go in for the deep dive, and BOOM, they have this intense orgasm all over the place. But now that your hard again and finnaly all the way in, they want you to pull out.
if problem F has happened you propably end up in Problem G: :wacko: They want to finish you off, by either bobing on your cockhead like there in an apple contest, or they get lazy and offer you the roughist handjob in your life. Now I do forgive them a little on this one, if they have never dealt with a large guy before, they may not understand how to handle a big dick with large balls. So you end up just jacking yourself off while they make wierd eyes at you till you shoot.
Alternate ending to problem G: They go to sleep, or leave, and you find yourself back with a porno, some lube and a towel again.
:wub:
So instead of your usual relase, where you know how to handle your own dick, you have a favirote lube, and you pick out your favirote porno. I offer you these possible sexual problems I have observed when I attempt sex.
Problem A: :wub: Potential Sexual partner is greedy at the size of your dick, and enters the sexual situation, knowing well off they wont be able to fit you in there mouth or vagina/ass. But attempt it anyway.
Problem B: :lol: When oral sex is attempted, they barely get the head in, but rather then feel warm lips and tounge, all you get is some beaver carving on your pole. Or they are to frightned to even try, so stupidly keep banging it against there chin.
Problem C: :blink: Assuming we are all gentlemen, and take the time to loosen our partners up to accomidate our large size, ,they want us to fuck them. And although you were able to get a few fingers in before, there ass goes into shock and tightens, the second you push against the hole.
Problem D: So you got the head in, but it ain't taken no more. Your partner is whining for you to fuck 'em, but there ass just wont relax. So as you are trying, more and more lube, and trying to stay hard enough to fuck, they wont keep there ass in one place.
Problem E: Fuck, I cant feel my dick anymore. Being single, I take the side of using condoms. Between how tight the rubber is wrapped on you, and there way too tight, tense ass, you relize, you cant feel any sensations anymore.
The very rare Problem F: Ok, all of sudden, your partner nears there orgasm, the hole opens up, you go in for the deep dive, and BOOM, they have this intense orgasm all over the place. But now that your hard again and finnaly all the way in, they want you to pull out.
if problem F has happened you propably end up in Problem G: :wacko: They want to finish you off, by either bobing on your cockhead like there in an apple contest, or they get lazy and offer you the roughist handjob in your life. Now I do forgive them a little on this one, if they have never dealt with a large guy before, they may not understand how to handle a big dick with large balls. So you end up just jacking yourself off while they make wierd eyes at you till you shoot.
Alternate ending to problem G: They go to sleep, or leave, and you find yourself back with a porno, some lube and a towel again.
:wub: