Fucking Up My Xmas!!

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  1. D_N Flay Table

    D_N Flay Table New Member

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    Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
    Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
    Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
    Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
    Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
    Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
    Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
    And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
    Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption
    take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen
    Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
    That's why mc be struttin
    Wish I could erase this erection
    Honey's comin at me from every direction
    Lookin for the love connection
    Stinky, sweaty, sexin without protection
    So line up the contestants
    I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
    I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
    She fuckin up my christmas

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    Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
    This is not so much a holliday oriented song
    As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

    She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
    Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
    I was fine till you was in my bizness
    With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
    Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
    "M" in my name stand for monolith
    No that's not a lisp, you're a finalist
    Here's a sash for that ass it says dominance
    now, here's my hotel key and some common sense
    get up to my suite or you're incompetent
    do you wanna be a winner or the opposite?
    So lick them lips, drop them shits
    And step on it.
     
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    Just 199 shopping days left before Christmas. :rolleyes:
     
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    okily dokily
     
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    Did you write this?
     
  6. D_N Flay Table

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    no, its MC CHRIS..
    I think he is HI-Larious
     
  7. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    I've been through shopping for over a week. Now, if it'll just get closer so I can ship it all.

    I do hope marshmallow man does his earlier than last year.
    All that was left at the Academy store was a size 92XL jock. He gave it to me and I put it up in the back yard as a hammock.
     
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