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So, he cured himself of being gay, he is repulsed by gay men and sex between men but he still left the archives intact for those who wanted to access them. Bet he still has a fiddle at 3am when the conversion therapy glitches!
 
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ukfunboi

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The full list of his ridiculous definitions: (a laughably pathetic attempt to persuade us he is anything more than a sad, self-hating human being)

1. Homosexual Disease-
disease of sexuality manifested as same-sex sexual attraction; aka Homosexuality

2. A-Lister Gay
a gay man who can't stomach sex with another gay man

3. Simpletonite (formerly "B-Lister Gay" or Kevlarite)
a gay man who can stomach sex with an outed gay man; gay man with Kevlar stomach (can eat everything, puke nothing)

4. Revoltications
science of revulsion; study of revolting things & people, like Homosexual Disease & Intellectual Charlatans

5. Therapeutic Revulsion
a form of sexual conversion program where innate revulsion to other homosexuals is reinforced to overcome homosexual disease itself

6. Disease-Specific Marriage
marriage founded around a a certain disease, like so-called Gay Marriage among Kevlarite gays

7. Congenitally Outed Gay
gay man born with physical manifestations of his sexual orientation (e.g. lisp, limp wrists, etc.)

8. Cyril
French slang, a gay man who tries very hard to act straight by modulating his voice, making rigid his movements, etc., but everybody knows he's gay

9. Benign Gay
Gay whose homosexual tendencies are still amenable to treatment

10. Malignant Gay
incurable gay

11. Metastatic Malignant Gay
an incurable outed gay who conjures ruses to recruit dumb benign gays to "come out"

12. Muscle Diva
a gay man, who could be either masculine-looking or effeminate, who assiduously uses the gym to compensate for whatever personal reasons

13. Metamorphic Sexuality
fluidity of sexual behavior & orientation, transformation of one to the other in the right circumstances & conditions

14. Marlon Brando Syndrome
when a self-identified heterosexual (who is secretly a bisexual) changes girl friends & wives, & though seen by the public as playboy, his emotional focus was not on a girl all along

15. Eww Set
those who hate themselves so much they swallow when they should be vomiting

16. Symmetrical Bisexuality
partnership of convenience between a bisexual male & female, so they could have sex with both sexes while presenting a heterosexual public image

17. Toilet Moment
the point of discovery when the object of his attention, which he thought was straight, turned out to be either gay or bi, giving to an A-lister the sensation of wanting to puke in the toilet

18. The Dick Principle
there's bound to be a limit when delusions are no longer funny, thus unacceptable