Fun and Games

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. Imported

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    CardiffDillon: I watched a TV programme here in the UK last night called 'Hellraisers Handbook' on Bravo Channel. It's a nightly show recreating wild behaviour attributed to stars of the past and present. They've already recreated the Monica/Bill cigar scene and Marianne Faithfull's masturbation with a chocolate bar, experimenting to see which bar is best.

    Last night they demonstrated a selection of traditional British table-top pub games - table football, skittles and shove-halfpenny...... but played with a penis!!!

    The contestants were 3 slim guys in their 20's, seemingly chosen for the size of their penis as they were all hung way above average. At the start the three guys were lined up naked and introduced as "guy #1, covering his cock with his hand", "guy #2 almost covering his cock with his hand", and "guy #3 with his hand nowhere near covering his cock". The biggest guy looked to be about 7" or more soft.

    The 3 guys then proceeded to play table skittles with their cocks, rating it for fun, pain and something else. They then moved on to play shove-halfpenny (I don't know if this is played or has an equivalent in the States) and then to table football, using their cocks as goalkeepers. The biggest guy seemed to have the advantage every time as he flailed his whopper around at the target!!

    The sight of these three huge hung guys thrashing their cocks around and obviously having loads of fun got me wondering what other games might be played with a penis, and where being bigger would give an advantage?

    I've got plenty of ideas now for a knock-out competition at the first LPSG UK Members Party ;)

    Cheers,

    Dillon
     
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    Lovembig: Hi Dillon, You have tv shows that show men naked? Ive heard of women being shown topless, but had no idea of men too. We really need tv like that over here in The States. By the way Dillon, did you by any chance tape that show for us? ;)
     
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    How about a contest using the (erect) penis as a catapult?

    The contestants could pull back or push down their penis and shoot (SPROING!) a small, white water balloon at a fur-trimmed bucket a few feet away.

    The symbolism is easy to figure out.

    Pecker
     
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    thebigguy: well the only seeing topless chicks, i mean seriously how backwards is america?? we get naked chicks on telly here at lunch time. i mean fair dinkum who the paranoia??? and why is almost every guy on here gay??? if i want to see a cock ill stand on front of a mirror naked. slide into some chick decked out with nice tits, nothing is better. i cant think of anything worse than being shafted up the arse by a huge cock. but that's just me
     
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