Ok I read this entire thread, every post. I have a few questions and some comments.
First of all, Trott you are overly obsessed with trying to give her an orgasm that she hasn't felt in at least 20 years. If that kind of orgasm was the best she ever had, and you are 3" inches shorter than that ex dude, how was she able to get off the first time you and her fucked? If she hasn't truly been satisfied sexually in TWENTY YEARS, then why is it something that you are still trying for and she still talking about? I just can't believe that the two of you have had the opportunity to try every single sex position and sensation available in 20 years but instead have been over fanatical about something she had once a long time ago and knows she'll never get again.
Instead of spending all that money on toys, maybe take a super sexy romantic trip to a place the two of you have never been before!! My wife and I have had insanely fun sex when we go places because "it's a new place to fuck at" and the scenery change and the romance is very arousing, erotic and fun.
How energetic are the two of you in your daily lives? Do either of you work out or do exercise? Just curious, as physical exertion outside of sex can lead to more energetic sex, something it sounds like she does not engage in at all.
And I'm sorry, but after 20 years, how many sex positions have you tried? she had this "monster cock" that gave her the world of orgasms but what did they do together? He just gave her missionary and that was it?
Has she EVER been on top of you, ever??? If she's not into it, she's completely square especially after 2 decades of being with you. If y'all never have sex anyway, what does SHE have to lose in trying? It's an obsession game of you being the hopeful "provider" of giving her something that happened a long time ago, even spending decent money on the trying, but she's never even thought of trying something adventurous? Sex between 2 people takes 2 people's bodies but most importantly BRAINS to make it good, fun, exciting, erotic, sexy and fulfilling
And please correct me if I'm wrong but you have only just started giving her oral in the last year?? Did I read that right from your posts in 2015??
How is that possible?
Does she give you head?
Has she EVER sucked your cock?
Have you ever sucked her clit?
What is her clit like?
Do you stimulate it yourself?
DOES SHE MASTURBATE AT ALL? Has she ever played with herself?!?!?!
My wife is in absolute love with my cock. I am very very happy about it! But she "fell in love with my cock" as she put it almost 17 years ago because she really got to know and appreciate it through giving me blowjobs. It is extremely sensual for HER and her addiction to my cock and sucking it came from seeing me get off so so so much from her mouth. The first time time it goes into her mouth is like electric sex stimulation for me and she LOVES it
So if she's not getting what she wants/needs/desires from your cock that is smaller than "the best she ever had" then I suggest she either learn to love the cock she's got or she's probably really prude and not into cock at all. sounds like she's just lying there waiting/expecting her "lover" to make her feel what the books say you're supposed to feel (anytime the word "earth" is used by a woman to describe orgasm I think "Fabio covered-novels" and think "fake" or "over exaggerating"). It's like you're being dommed and she is as far from a dom as you can get.
--Her attitude to you going down on her, the "giggling" and all is cute and it sounds like you both might laugh and have a lot of fun during sex, but it now seems like she's giggling because as you put it, it's "absurd." That is sad! Is she even into getting off at all?
I have so much more to say, but want to end on one thing I noticed several times in your posts. All of the descriptions and exclamations about and from her concerning too big size or whatever sounds like violence. "Ramming it in," "sawing through bread," "get it out now," etc. What does she say/do when you are both doing it that is not terse or derogatory? Are her only comments during sex related to terse words or orders to you? Give that girl a whip and a mask and make her get down to business and be done with the games already!
Ok, this is what I want to end on. Her "urge" to pee from g-spot stimulation. Do either of you even know what that "urge" really is? It's not that her bladder is full and all of a sudden she realizes she needs to urinate. That's the potential for female ejaculation sir, aka SQUIRTING. Here's what I really truly hope you do soon:
1. Make her pee right before sex (she should be anyway, it helps prevent UTIs. Both of you sound quite inexperienced with sex even after 20 years and you used the word "vanilla" like 5 or 6 times, so...).
2. Go down on that girlfriend of yours and get her wet as fuck! If she laughs, hopefully it's not at you, tell her to shoosh up and that kind of shit ruins the mood and does nothing for her state of mind.
3. When she's wet try to finger her. (Again I need to ask: Have you ever fingered her? She try it herself?)
4. Search out and find that G-spot that gives her those "inward" Os you said she said she got from you.
5. Work on a very slow, sensual, loving vaginal massage. Caress her breasts (are her nipples sensitive?) and touch her all over while you do. Do some internet research to find out about a Yoni massage, and try to bring her to a g-spot orgasm from your touch alone. (This could take months of trying considering how "new" to sex it sounds like you both are.)
6. If she feels like she needs to pee she needs to just GO WITH IT and let herself get past that. Put towels down (again, she's already peed so it's not necessarily pee she's feeling pressure from, it's her urethral sponge/bulb/whatever and g-spot swelling and getting ready to expel fluids, but also the bladder expels some too, what the fuck ever just try to calm her and make her feel sexy, that's the KEY)
7. Don't let her jump up to go pee. Relax her to let it all go.
I think a LOT of HER hang up is something in her past and she's not open with you when it comes to sex. She had something like a full-on G-spot O with you, which sounded like it was very very good for her!! She needs to go with that! If you have success with stimulating her G-spot manually, and you can get her legs up on your shoulders again after that, I imagine if she's losing control and letting herself lose control over her own orgasm she'll wind up squirting all over you as you give it to her good!
In fact I bet once you're stimulating her G-spot for real and she's well aware of the feelings involved with it, she'll forget about her "big cocked ex" and you'll be fulfilling her in ways she never imagined for the very first time in her life
Trust me, my wife and I have been fucking our ever loving brains out consistently for 18 years now and we had never experienced orgasms with other people and we have tried EVERYTHING under the sun except a 3-way. And I mean ev-re-thing
good luck man you can do it, I mean, SHE can do it