Well, here's another vomit experience:
About 20 years ago, while still a chrysalis, I went to a piano recital and the pregnant woman behind me barfed on my right shoulder. Very distracting, especially since I caught whiff after barfy whiff all through the remainder of the concert. (Selfish of me, maybe, but I stayed for it all.)
I was circumcized at age 9. Had a wonderful time in hospital.
My mother lost her waters in the fifth month, and began going into labour each time she left bed. The good woman stayed in bed, and I was born in the seventh month. My parents feared I might turn out to have been a 'natural abortion' (no wisecracks needed here) and a sign might be my having a big head. And I had a huge head. What's more, I spoke apparent gibberish (no wisecracks needed here, either) until I started school, with only my sister understanding me. Then I began speaking and never shut up.
I have conical corneas ... each cornea tends to form a cone. They're invisible to other people, but any optometrist, looking through his equipment, will spot them immediately. Happens in one person in 50,000. Perfectly correctable with contact lenses, but they have to be hard lenses (soft lenses just conform to the coned surface and do nothing). The coning now seems complete and won't progress significantly. People ask me why I don't have laser surgery to reshape the corneas ... but if you do that, the coning process starts anew and you're soon no further ahead.