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In my teen years I used to fuck the sofa as well as pillows, or the mattress with help of a towel. Basically I would roll a ziploc bag in a towel, pour lube in it and put it in between the sofa cushions or the mattress and fuck the shit out of it.
And also using only the head of the dick to stimulate myself, lubing it up with saliva and getting a shit ton of pleasure just from it, I'd normally end up squirting cum when doing it that way
 
In my teen years I used to fuck the sofa as well as pillows, or the mattress with help of a towel. Basically I would roll a ziploc bag in a towel, pour lube in it and put it in between the sofa cushions or the mattress and fuck the shit out of it.
It's too easy to bring up the stories about JD Vance. :emoji_laughing:

But there's a real story along this line, one I'd forgotten about until seeing this article.

I was over at friends' apartment (my future wife and her boyfriend at the time, Don). Don all of a sudden rushed into the front room, urgently calling us to the bedroom, "He's at it again!" They"d told me about the guy across the way who fucked his bedroom mattress. We rushed into the darkened bedroom, and there, in the apartment next door, brightly lit, you could clearly see this naked guy thrusting at his mattress.

Don passed around a pair of binoculars so we could get a closer view. He was a nice-looking guy, shaggy dark hair, about our age (early 20s), somewhat short and stocky, with a big, hairy, bubble butt. At one point while I had the binoculars, he pulled away from the mattress and I got to see his dick thrusting in midair. It was kinda short and stocky like him (maybe 4-1/2 or 5 inches), surrounded by light brown pubic hair. She said something about how Don could give a much better show (she'd told me Don was well-hung, "Big", clearly giving her boyfriend an ego boost. I remember feeling a little embarrassed hearing that since I could see that, although the guy wasn't that big, he was still clearly bigger than me. Since I secretly had the hots for her, it was kind of deflating thinking she might be a size queen, putting me clearly out of her league.
 
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