Funky Walker, Dirty Talker

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by ChuckRich, Mar 17, 2006.

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What type of dirty talk do you like?

  1. Oh, baby. Ooh yeah. Oh god...

    70 vote(s)
    26.0%
  2. Feels so good. You're so tight/wet/etc...

    125 vote(s)
    46.5%
  3. Who's your daddy? Say my name...

    37 vote(s)
    13.8%
  4. Take it you f'in, @#$#! I'll fuck your g.d. brains out, %#@$!

    104 vote(s)
    38.7%
  1. ChuckRich

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    What kind of dirty talk do you like? Does the wrong kind turn you off or just bore you?
     
  2. jeff black

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    For sure Chuck, nothing worse than a girl who doesn't know more than two words for penis... for example,

    I love your penis. your penis is so hard. I want your penis in me. mmm I am gonna ride your penis.. ( does that sound sexy :cool: ) Makes me soft everytime.. so I usually ask her to stop talking:biggrin1:

    Does anyone else get annoyed with TOO much dirty talk?
     
  3. ClaireTalon

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    Words for penis: Cock, Dick, Shlong, Missile, Tube, Pounder, Stick, Weener, Nozzle, Hose, Meat Cone, Pole, Rambone, Boner, Pogo Stick, Poker, Hot Dog, Tail, Rod... and some more, combinations of those, etc...

    Too much dirty talk means if a man thinks it's about reciting his favorite porn quotations. Don't talk your ass off, guys: Less is more, sometimes. Better mean what you say instead of steal the lines from poor porn guys!
     
  4. SomeGuyOverThere

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    You forgot Hydraullic Love Wand. :tongue:
     
  5. jeff black

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    Thanks Claire, I figured I could count on you to know words for penis... Do you teach classes by chance? I know a few people who could benifit:biggrin1:
     
  6. Matthew

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    I love it. Don't like guys who just ooh and aah without saying a word. Feels repressed and boring. The brain is our number one sex organ and I want to hear what's on your dirty mind.

    But I agree, skip the canned, fake porn dialogue. I already know what ChiChi LaRue yells at her actors to say :rolleyes: . I want to know what really makes you hot. If you're shy, just whisper your dirty little secrets in my ear.
     
  7. ChuckRich

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    I like dirty talk but like the rest of you said, its gotta be real not just repeating what you hear in porn. But I would be totally turned off by the hardcore cussing and insulting dirty talk. That'd kill the mood completely for me. And I don't like when gays refer to each guy parts with girl part words, if i wanted a pussy/cunt/etc I'd go get one, this is an asshole and that's the way I like it, LOL.
     
  8. CUBE

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    Love to say it and love to hear it....wild... and the root of a power trip that takes hot action even higher
     
  9. 10.5andproudofit

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    i always thought it hilarious to ask the girl if she likes her hot tube of meat injection
     
  10. jakeatolla

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    I don't know about other guys, but I usually don't have too much extra
    blood fowing to my brain to conentrate on talking during sex.:biggrin1:
    All I can manage are a few ocasional grunts.
     
  11. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Dig it there, jake, same here. I mean, don't tell me honestly that during sex while totally erect, your brain has enough cognitive response to emit something other than a grunt or growl.

    Personally, and grunts and growls aside, the normal stuff that I like is flattering like, "you're so big & hard" or "I love it"

    The stuff that really gets into the deprocating realm is shit like "Fuck me NOW, you fucking big dicked bastard"
     
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    This reminds me of an "Addiction and Sexuality" class I had in college, we had to write these up on the blackboard.
     
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    I almost forgot: my last girlfriend called her pussy "my area". Total limp-on. Good thing she was a hot fuck.
     
  14. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Is this the same chick who found God there, Sorce?
     
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    No, this was after her.
    The one who "found God" growled and roared like a demon and spewed a torrent of filth as we fucked. There was nothing she wouldn't say and almost nothing she wouldn't do.
     
  16. ClaireTalon

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    Claire's Classes for sexual language:

    Penis Words 101: Mon, Wed, Fri: 8 AM - 11 AM
    Penis Words 405: Fri, Sat, Sun: 7 PM - 11 PM

    General Dirty Talk 219: Tue, Thu: 7 PM - 10 PM

    Oral Exams appreciated, Demanding Written Exams leads to exmatriculation.
     
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    Nothing worse than "dirty" talk from someone who is clearly embarrassed by it.
     
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    It would make me laugh. Laughing during sex is great! Laughing and pointing is rude, though.
     
  19. Gisella

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    Like the first three

    :wink:
     
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    I like any kind of spontaneous hot talk, as long as it doesn't go too far into humiliation-type stuff. I can handle being called "my whore", but not "you common street slut". I'm much better at dishing out humiliation than taking it, especially to one who craves that sort of thing.
     
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