Funky Walker, Dirty Talker

What type of dirty talk do you like?

  • Oh, baby. Ooh yeah. Oh god...

    Votes: 70 25.8%
  • Feels so good. You're so tight/wet/etc...

    Votes: 125 46.1%
  • Who's your daddy? Say my name...

    Votes: 37 13.7%
  • Take it you f'in, @#$#! I'll fuck your g.d. brains out, %#@$!

    Votes: 106 39.1%

  • Total voters
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b.c.

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i think i would hate the phrase "feels so gooood" because i used to hear it all the time in porn and it was SO phony. so that would be a big turn off. grunts and swearing ok...

basically i'd figure that if she can still articulate enuf to put together complete sentences then i must be doing something wrong.
 

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b.c. said:
i think i would hate the phrase "feels so gooood" because i used to hear it all the time in porn and it was SO phony. so that would be a big turn off. grunts and swearing ok...

basically i'd figure that if she can still articulate enuf to put together complete sentences then i must be doing something wrong.

Hahahahaha...I like the
way you think! :biggrin1:
 

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I think it's just easier for women do yack our heads off than men, we don't have to worry about erections. I notice a big difference when I'm "topping" that I have far less to say because I'm doing more of the work. But yeah, I love dirty talk, whatever form the guy's into, except direct humiliation. Fantasies are fun and exploration adds to the excitement. A little positive reinforcement will let him know for sure that you really liked "that one thing he did", which of course you hope he'll do a lot more in the future.
 

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i'm inclined to say the type of "dirty talk" i enjoy actually isn't 'talking' at all - i actually enjoy the groaning/moaning sounds made by my sexual (or, in this case, potential) sex partner.

quite frankly, i've never enjoyed it when my partner speaks to me during sexual intercourse - at least i don’t enjoy it when it's done in an ostentatious manner. when it’s forced, i think it gets in the way of the sensuality of the experience as my attention is now diverted to what you are saying, more than say what you are doing.

however, i can tolerate it when it’s kept to a minimum and is nothing short of natural, if you will. the last thing i want is for my lover to think they’re obligated to speak to me as a means of exciting even more. thanks, but no thanks; i get turned on by knowing that i’m pleasing you – and that’s amply reflected by the groaning/moaning sounds that are made.

besides, if you wanna hold a conversation, we could just as happily do that in Starbucks over coffee.
 

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madame_zora said:
I think it's just easier for women do yack our heads off than men, we don't have to worry about erections. I notice a big difference when I'm "topping" that I have far less to say because I'm doing more of the work. But yeah, I love dirty talk, whatever form the guy's into, except direct humiliation. Fantasies are fun and exploration adds to the excitement. A little positive reinforcement will let him know for sure that you really liked "that one thing he did", which of course you hope he'll do a lot more in the future.
I agree. I hate talk during sex.
  1. If you're carrying on a conversation, you're not paying attention to the task at hand.
  2. Your mouth should be full.
  3. Guys DO stuff to express emotion; they don't TALK about it. Let them.
  4. Lots of classic dirty talk seems to be violent, exploitative, demeaning, patronising, childish.
On the other hand,feel free to grunt, groan, squeal, moan, laugh. It's more animal.
 

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so that's why you never called me...

In a perfect world, we'd all just look in to their eyes and know exactly what to do... Since it doesn't always work, you have to drop hints. Dirty Talk usually defeats the mood that I'm working on. Talk (or at least some audible form of communication) is necessary to "get it just right"
 

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I like

'Oh my God, don't stop!' 'Harder, keep going!'
'That's so good/nice'
'You're so big'
'It's so deep'
'I'm getting STRETCHED' (most recent and most favourite)
'I can feel it pulsing'

Those last two were a bit extreme...funny, but not something I'd enjoy.
 

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Dirty talk I find productive:

"Pull my hair"
"Slap my ass"
"Harder, Faster damnit"
"Oh Shiiiiit"
"You're Killing meee"
"no Morrre"

Dirty talk that I find counter-productive:
"I'm getting sore"
"Are you almost there / how much longer"
"Not so deep"
"I'm drained"
"Can I just suck you instead"
"Im tired"
"Hurry up my tv show is on in 5 minutes"
 

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Dirty talk is fine during sex. Its a way of letting each other know how into it you are.

Ive had guys call me slut, whore, bitch everything imaginable but i couldnt get into it with the guy who wanted me to call him daddy. The last thing i want to remember when ive got a guy eating me is my daddy
 

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If anything is going to be said then the first two options are preferable. I was with a guy once who gave a constant stream of porn speak, my eyes were not rolling due to pleasure. Quel fromage.

The hottest sounds are the ones that don't resemble words in any way.
Breath shuddering out of your chest, sharp intakes of air, or a long drawn out groan.

mmmmm, excuse me a minute...
 

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I love dirty talk...you can smack me on the ass too...I don't care..just give it to me hard and fast...hehe. But seriously...I love it dirty. One in particular, who likes to tell me what to do...and what he's doing to me. Not like a manual or anything...lol...but tells me how hot I am...and how much he loves me sucking him...and how good I look on his ....you get the point.
 

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This is a tough subject, because I think while dirty talk is hot, there are times to use it and also times to enjoy the ride, so to speak. I think when the setting is much more romantic and calculated then it is time to enjoy moment and indulge in oohs and ahhs and the occasionall yelp :biggrin1: But I think the times when the sex is much more animalistic is this time when dirty talk seems most appropriate.

I have a story to relate, on a one night stand with a guy I met from a nearby college, we went back to his place and I made it very clear that I wasnt going to be there all night and what is was about. Still, when we got down to the dirty every other word out of his mouth was oh baby this, I love it when...baby yes. Needless to say I was a little weirded out by his overt affection.

It just seems to me that sex is such a sensually pleasurable thing, that really there is no need to verbalize the ecstasy.


^^^^Poetic methinks....
 

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My girlfriend is small, cute, blonde hair/blue-eyed and the most sheltered little post-Catholic girl you can imagine.

One night while we were having sex, she muttered something somewhat risque (I don't even remember what), and I whispered to her that her "dirty talk" really turned me on. Before I knew it, she was yelling "fuck me big daddy" and "I love your fucking huge cock" and called me "bitch" when she came.

Point is: there's nothing like a lady in the street who's a freak in the bed.:tongue:
 

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my current girl is a total size queen who loves to talk dirty. she gets really horny after her first orgasm. it was a shock the fist time we had sex and she yelled out "fuck the shit out of me." she loves it when i bottom out inside her and will say stuff like "stretch my little cunt" or "your cock is fucking huge." definitely an ego boost

in college i had sex with a dirty talker who liked it when i talked about my cock. she would nearly cum if i said "you like my big dick baby?" or stuff like that. i dont ususally get into that but with her it was hott somehow