Funniest Pun Words I Heard From A Foreigner......

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This story happened a long time ago. My partner and I were in China. He only has been there for few months so he can hardly understand Chinese words. Since I speak mandarin all the time so he could figure out something I said.
One day, after I had a phone call with my mom, he stared at me with an odd look. So I asked him whats going on. “Why you tell your mother we are going to have sex?" He asked.
I choked up. Cuz I had never said that. And he looks like he was having a huge constipation:" Like every time you say you are going to have sex then hang up the phone. Is that an excuse to quit the chatting?"
Then I suddenly realized why is this. In Chinese, we say "go to bed“ as in "上床", which is also the slang for "have sex". That's the reason why he misunderstood because i was telling my mom I'm going to bed. But for him, a newbie of Chinese, only understand that "上床" stands for "have sex"
I call my mom twice a week, he must be curious about this for a long time!!!
I laughed at him so bad :joy::joy: After i told him the actual mean of "上床” he was so embarrassing.

Do you guys ever have this kind of story happen? I bet it's hilarious too, come and share!