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OK, this will probably fall flat on its face as a thread, but maybe others on LPSG have shorter, funnier anecdotes.
In 1973 I was visiting friends in SLC and one of them suggested we go to the local Jewish Community Center to observe the 25th Anniversary of the Founding of Israel. Other than the fact my lover's last name was Shapiro, I had never given much thought about the fact that someone might be Jewish or not.
After having consumed a bit too much kosher wine we lined at the buffet table and proceeded to fill our paper plates with what was proudly presented as down home Israeli cooking. Ahead of us was a sedate upper class LDS couple. Husband in a suit. Wife a member of the single string of pearls set. A friendly woman on the other side of the buffet encouraged the couple to sample some shawarma; ground lamb or goat cooked on a rotisserie with slices of the meat served with combination of hummus, tomato & cucumber, and wrapped up in pita bread. Basically a Greek Gyro, but without any yogurt dressing.
The husband visibly sneered at the words "ground lamb" but his wife was still game. Granted, she was a bit uncomfortable, but worked hard on feigning interest, being a bit too enthusiastic as she inquired about the dish, it's origins, how it was made, if "is it from the time of Moses?", and upon taking a bite tried to conceal her distaste and horror by loudly squealing, "Oh my God! It's like a Jewish taco!" -- spitting the bits in her mouth into a napkin. Everyone in the Center's recreation room immediately fell silent. The tone of surprise in her voice had succeeded in demeaning Mexicans and Jews in the same breath.
The nice woman helping serve the food froze in a cold, dead stare, serving tongs in hand.
My friends and I removed ourselves as quickly as possible trying to keep what eventually broke out into uncontrollable laughter. We were joined by several others on the lawn outside rolling around and unable to quit laughing for the rest of the evening.
I dunno. Maybe you had to be there. :redface:
In 1973 I was visiting friends in SLC and one of them suggested we go to the local Jewish Community Center to observe the 25th Anniversary of the Founding of Israel. Other than the fact my lover's last name was Shapiro, I had never given much thought about the fact that someone might be Jewish or not.
After having consumed a bit too much kosher wine we lined at the buffet table and proceeded to fill our paper plates with what was proudly presented as down home Israeli cooking. Ahead of us was a sedate upper class LDS couple. Husband in a suit. Wife a member of the single string of pearls set. A friendly woman on the other side of the buffet encouraged the couple to sample some shawarma; ground lamb or goat cooked on a rotisserie with slices of the meat served with combination of hummus, tomato & cucumber, and wrapped up in pita bread. Basically a Greek Gyro, but without any yogurt dressing.
The husband visibly sneered at the words "ground lamb" but his wife was still game. Granted, she was a bit uncomfortable, but worked hard on feigning interest, being a bit too enthusiastic as she inquired about the dish, it's origins, how it was made, if "is it from the time of Moses?", and upon taking a bite tried to conceal her distaste and horror by loudly squealing, "Oh my God! It's like a Jewish taco!" -- spitting the bits in her mouth into a napkin. Everyone in the Center's recreation room immediately fell silent. The tone of surprise in her voice had succeeded in demeaning Mexicans and Jews in the same breath.
The nice woman helping serve the food froze in a cold, dead stare, serving tongs in hand.
My friends and I removed ourselves as quickly as possible trying to keep what eventually broke out into uncontrollable laughter. We were joined by several others on the lawn outside rolling around and unable to quit laughing for the rest of the evening.
I dunno. Maybe you had to be there. :redface:
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