Funniest Thing You Have Read Available on The Internet Contest

D_Albert Greennut

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Hey all,
So here's the deal. I am 'hosting' a contest to post the funniest piece of literary material available on the internet. That is no videos or pictures. Just words!
Rules:
Must be above a page in length (500 or more words)
PM them to me or post them here
By next Friday I will post the finalists and LPSG can vote if they want, or I can do the voting
Have at least some literary quality (e.g. Tucker Maxx'esque is fine and encouraged, but is not Tucker Maxx things, I have read TOO many.)
Comedy routines are fine

Judging:
These must make me literally laugh out loud while reading, or at least chuckle
I will show some of them to my friends, and if it makes them laugh, bonus!
Something that is continuously funny compared to something that leads up to a funny ending is preferred.

Good luck guys!