Funniest Thing You Have Read Available on The Internet Contest

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  1. D_Albert Greennut

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    Hey all,
    So here's the deal. I am 'hosting' a contest to post the funniest piece of literary material available on the internet. That is no videos or pictures. Just words!
    Rules:
    Must be above a page in length (500 or more words)
    PM them to me or post them here
    By next Friday I will post the finalists and LPSG can vote if they want, or I can do the voting
    Have at least some literary quality (e.g. Tucker Maxx'esque is fine and encouraged, but is not Tucker Maxx things, I have read TOO many.)
    Comedy routines are fine

    Judging:
    These must make me literally laugh out loud while reading, or at least chuckle
    I will show some of them to my friends, and if it makes them laugh, bonus!
    Something that is continuously funny compared to something that leads up to a funny ending is preferred.

    Good luck guys!
     
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    resistance. it only makes his penis harder D=
     
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