funny and kind of weird urinal question

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  1. D_Dingus Nosedigger

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    Ok, so...this is kind of a ridiculous question but I'll ask it anyway. So i was in the dorm bathroom this morning brushing my teeth and some guy walks in and uses the urinal right behind me. He's facing the wall directly behind me, therefore all I see in the mirror is his back.

    So, while he was peeing, he puts his hand up on the wall. I, for one, have no idea how to actually do this. Whenever I need to pee, i always need one hand to hold my boxer waistband down and the other to aim.

    In short, how do I pee with using one hand? I figure it works best in order to show off in the bathroom so...any help will be appreciated. Thanks!! :D
     
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    Maybe he was sticking his dick through the fly in his boxers? He would only need one hand to hold his dick.....Or if his dick was really small, he may not have to hold it....
    You could try holding your dick while sticking it through the fly or pul your boxers down and hook them under your balls......
     
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    He was either drunk, has some medical condition or is a moron who appears not to have completed his potty training.
     
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    try not wearing boxers! 1 less hand needed
     
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    Commando!
     
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    yeah, it's not so weird. commando can leave a hand free for sure.
     
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    WE freeballers rules!
    i dont wear any boxers to work and school :) feels like heaven and love to get peeks from girls down there :) shows much better.
    teachers included :)
     
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    He was probably using the pee hole in the boxers instead of pushing them down.
     
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    I don't think it is all that unusual. i have seen it before. Im not sure how the dick part works though. I assume they just hold it with one hand - not too tricky.
     
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    pull cock out of fly let hang where is the need for even 1 hand
     
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    Other than using the fly you can use your thumb and index finger to aim and hold the waist band down with your pinky and ring fingers. I know it requires more dexterity but hey some people are talented
     
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    use your pinky and lower three fingers to hold the band down, then your thumb and forefinger to aim
     
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    I've seen the one handed pee quite often, with the other hand holding the guy up, especially after having a drink or two. So not uncommon at all here.
     
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    I do the one-handed pee often, even the no-handed pee. If one-handed, I'll just poke thru the hole in the boxers and hold with one hand. If no hand, then I'll poke thru the hole and piss (but only over a toilet or trough).
     
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    Two Hander
    One to roll the tip to avoid split stream
    One to hold back my Dockers so I don't walk back out to the office with possible overspray.
     
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    I use one hand often as a free-baller and often use the wall to just relax and let it flow. No hands like above at a trough or outdoors too.
     
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    I like to lean a hand on the wall when I pee at a urinal. It allows me to relax the torso muscles and more easily drain all the pee out. This prevents pee spots on my pants. If wearing pants or shorts with boxers, I can use the fly and wrap one hand around the goods which holds the fly open. If I'm wearing gym shorts or track pants, I have to pull the waistband down far enough that one hand will do it. When I wear cycling bibs, I need two hands to pull the dick over the top of the bib so I don't piss all over myself.
     
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    I can't imagine anyone needing two hands to piss at a urinal. Once I get started, I generally don't need any, and usually cross my hands behind my butt while I'm pissing, untill it's time to shake it. When I do wear undies, it's mesh briefs with no fly. I just hoist everything over the top of the waistband. My cock and balls are plenty heavy enough to hold the elastic down, so no hand needed there. As far as aiming, unless it's either a weird toilet, or I'm trying to bend down morning wood, I don't need any more control than I can get by flexing my hips. I can understand needing one hand if your cock has a different angle, but two?
     
  19. D_EdgarAllenPooh

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    I guess its all about the angle of the dangle
     
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    Sounds like me when I have to get up at night to take a piss. The only time I need to use 1 hand is if I woke up hard and need to push it down so as not to piss all over the seat.
     
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