Funny bumper stickers

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  1. B_Lightkeeper

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    "I'm Hung Like Einstein...And Smart As A Horse"


    "I'm Hung. You're Ugly.
    Have a Nice Day!"


    "Dick Inspection 20 Feet Ahead. (Please have it out)"
     
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    I LOVE MY WEINER
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    IF YOUR GONNA RIDE MY ASS AT
    LEAST PULL MY HAIR
     
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    KEEP HONKING- I'M RELOADING!

    UNLESS YOU'RE A HEMMOROID, GET OFF OF MY ASS!!
    IF YOU'VE SEEN ME PISS AT THE URINAL- YOU'D KNOW I DRIVE THIS BEAST FOR STYLE.
     
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    Great! Keep 'em coming.

    "If Money Is The Root Of All Evil,
    Why Do Churches Beg For It?"


    "I Child-Proofed My House
    BUT THEY STILL GET IN"

    "WHERE THE HELL IS
    EASY STREET?"


     
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    Anyone who has a bumper sticker should be castrated and/or killed
     
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    This on is on my car at the moment!!

    HEAVEN DOESN'T WANT ME,
    AND HELL THINKS I'LL TAKE OVER
     
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    Silly Boys... Trucks Are For Girls!
     
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    GOD PUT ME ON EARTH TO ACCOMPLISH A NUMBER OF THINGS, AND RIGHT NOW I'M SO FAR BEHIND, I'LL NEVER DIE.
     
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    "Save The Whales,
    Harpoon A Coon"

    I expect hate for this one
    lol
     
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    If the internet is supposed to be the information superhighway, why are there so many damn speed bumps?

    P.E.T.A.
    People Eating Tasty Animals

    I love forest animals. They're delicious! (on the trunk of a friend's car)
     
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    If 'con' and 'pro' are opposites
    then is 'congress' the opposite of 'progress'?
     
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    I like animals. They taste great!

    I'm a drunk, not an alcoholic,
    alcoholics go to meetings.

    Sado-masochists should be given a fair crack of the whip

    My other toy has tits

    If you believe in tele-kenesis honk my horn
     
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    On an old car, I had one that said, "Get any closer and I'll eat you." That was my favorite.
     
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    On the back of a Honda Civic "YOUR BIG SUV DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR YOUR LITTLE DICK"
     
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    I liked the one that says "I put the 'I' in Insubordination" :biggrin1: I should post that one somewhere, since I've had a problem with authority since childhood. :tongue:
     
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