Funny Celebrity Quotes

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  1. FlowerChick

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    JOKES: *Celebrity Quotes

    There's a new medical crisis, doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem? - Jay Leno


    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno


    The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy

    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams

    Laughter really is the best medine! *Have a funny joke you'd like to share here on my blog? *Please add by commenting below, and have a funny day! *

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