Funny condom story

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For those of you who have read my other posts, you know in my single days (though I'm still a little ashamed to admit it) I had a good amount of unprotected sex. I never got a woman pregnant - I think - due in large part that I have always been a good puller outer. Fortunately, I never contracted any STD's, and that was what I was most worried about. Despite that fear, I still often avoided condom use. And as it turned out, most women I encountered were fine with that.

The reason I was so loath to use condoms was because when I did, I usually had negative results. Many times I would lose my erection while trying to put it on or in that in-between period from getting the damned thing on and attempted penetration. It was just easier to fuck barebone. In fact, many of the times I did fuck w/o a condom was when I would try say 3 times to use one and finally the woman would say, "Why don't we just do it without one?"

This story centers on a different condom mishap. In this instance I was with a curvy yet athletic woman named Paige. I tried a Trojan Magnum for the first time. Miraculously, I managed to get the Magnum on and then insert my still erect penis into Paige's hungry vagina. We were fucking and it actually felt really good. It was hot, wet, and I could swear I felt every one of Paige's inner ridges. I thought, "Well, I just found me new condom brand; these Magnums must have some awesome lube inside of them. It really feels like I'm fucking bare pussy."

Fast forward about 7 minutes, I start to feel like I was going to cum. My custom was to always pull out even with a condom just in case there was tiny hole so as to further reduce the risk of pregnancy. Thank goodness for that custom. I orgasmed and withdrew before the spurting started and to Paige and my surprise, there was my bare cock with Paige's love juice slathered up and down the shaft, the Magnum a mere ring at the base. No wonder it felt like I was fucking Paige's raw pussy, I was. The condom had broken early on!

What was there to do but ejaculate? Among mutual giggles, Paige took my heaving cock and helped it along with a few fast jerks letting my jizz pop all over her abdomen and tits. So though I tried to have a safe 90's lay, I still had myself an unprotected 70's outside cumshot.
 
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I've had that happen as well to condoms. I scared the shit out of me!
 
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Yeah, I had a feeling those Magnums were too good to be true, trynagetbig. The most amusing part was how my cock came out slathered in Paige's pussy juice. It was one of those telltale appearances of a cock that had just fucked barebone and was about to cum. But for the ring at the base, there was no evidence of any attempt at safe sex!
 

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Yeah, I had a feeling those Magnums were too good to be true, trynagetbig. The most amusing part was how my cock came out slathered in Paige's pussy juice. It was one of those telltale appearances of a cock that had just fucked barebone and was about to cum. But for the ring at the base, there was no evidence of any attempt at safe sex!

Yes, I gave up on the Magnums for that reason.
 

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I have a funnier story (I feel it's funnier just saying no offence)
the first time I was going to put a condom on right, I unrolled it first because I didn't nkow what I was doing....
well let me tell you, it really dosn't work that way
 

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My story: on my first time, I used a condom I got at school.
The point is that it was a regular-sized delaying condom... and apparently I am over-sensitive to the delaying agent they use, so, when I finished struggling to put it on, my cock went totally soft :(
For like 10 minutes, it was impossible to get hard again... I had to pull it off, wash my cock and find a non-delaying one. Luckily the girl thought it was funny and we had great sex later :D
 

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before extra sized condoms, I shredded the regular ones all the time, even if the gal wasn't that tight. I found lots of foreplay, get that pussy good and wet helped some.
 

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this story is also before i started buying large size condoms. any who, i was using a regular trojan and the first time trying to get it on it ripped from the ring, the second condom i grabbed i got it on, was kinda tight. we started fucked and she was telling me to go harder so i obliged and it felt amazing. was super wet and the sensation grinding on her pussy was unbelievable. i thought def gonna buy these again....as we switch positions i pull out and discover the tip had ripped and the condom had rolled backwards
 
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Yeah, that's my story, fitdesi4u. The whole idea is that the only time fucking with a condom feels great is when it breaks and you're not fucking with a condom at all.