Funny Haiku.

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  1. Mem

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    It is very hard

    To write a perfect haiku

    In seventeen syll


    I heard this somewhere it was by I punk poet. I don't think I have it exact, but this is the gist.
     
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    That is exactly right!
    I'm at home alone
    My BF went home to bathe
    Now I''ll have to wank
     
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    To express oneself
    In seventeen syllables
    Is very diffi
     
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    That's it thanks. :wink:
     
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    If you think it through
    You don't have to second guess
    Just express yourself
     
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    I need to cum quick
    Lower my pants just enough
    Stroke, squirt ... what a mess
     
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    Why We Come Back To LPSG

    Feeling low, log on
    "Oh, your cock's big and pretty!"
    Ahhhhh. Thank you, sweet Jesus.
     
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